Guest guest Posted July 24, 2006 Report Share Posted July 24, 2006 Condi Finds Time In Her Heavy Shoe Shopping Schedule For Diplomacy BEIRUT (IWR News Satire) - After nearly two weeks of hostilities with 375 Lebanese killed and 600,000 displaced, Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice finally found enough time in her demanding shoe shopping schedule to visit the Middle East. " I wish I could have gotten here sooner to help jump start this peace process thingy, but you how important these Midsummer shoe sales are to a fashion conscious girl like me. After all, you don't want me to look like the Frump, do you? Besides more people are dying in Iraq at the same time as this conflict, and you don't hear anyone bitching about me going to Baghdad, right? There's no decent garment stores in the Green Zone anyway. BTW, isn't it great how our Bush Doctrine is playing out in the Middle East? Anyway, I got to run. I hear there are some great Gucci sales in Tel Aviv, " said Ms. Rice. Copyright Internet Weekly Report 2001-2006. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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