Guest guest Posted July 4, 2006 Report Share Posted July 4, 2006 Israel Begins Bombing Palestinian Tents Due To Lack Of Larger Targets By Lee Camp JERUSALEM – Israel announced Wednesday they have begun bombing tents and dirt paths in Gaza and other Palestinian areas because they have run out of targets of any significant size or importance. The spokesman for the Israeli Defense Force stated, " Over the past couple years, we've taken out all their electricity and power, their government and militia headquarters, their schools, their water facilities, etc. So now we have nothing to attack except a few tents and an occasional bridge made from sticks and twine. " On a related note, Israel has said that if a soldier who was kidnapped is not returned by Friday, then they will decimate the Palestinian football factory. Of course the word " factory " is a stretch; it's really just a father and son who stitch together about 14 footballs a week. c BigFib 2006 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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