Feeling Fine? That’s What You Think!

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Feeling Fine? That’s What You Think!Posted by Jesse on June 18th, 2006

Are you feeling OK? Do you have an overall feeling of wellness, absent any

aches and pains? Do you sleep well and are you free of anxiety? Do your blood

tests indicate perfect health and do you have a clean history free of any

genetic disorders? Do you have a full head of hair, beautiful skin and healthy

gums? Are you simply feeling vibrant, full of energy and ready to face each day

with vigor and enthusiasm?

 

If you answered “yes” to any or all of these questions it may be a sign of a

dangerous condition known as YANMUR Syndrome and you should consult your doctor

about your potentially dangerous lack of symptoms. Your doctor may be able to

prescribe the right medications that will keep this dreaded syndrome in check.

 

YANMUR syndrome is better know by its discoverers in the pharmaceutical

industry as the You Are Not Making Us Rich Syndrome. We, the caring people in

the pharmaceutical industry are working hard to eradicate this dreadful

condition. We have worked hard to produce many medications that will some day

eliminate this dreaded condition from our planet. And thanks to the help of

advertising companies, the corporate media and the U.S. Congress we are well on

our way to achieving our goal!

 

This message was brought to you by the pharmaceutical industry; we care about

you…no really, we do!

Based on the real commercials on TV these days and based on the U.S.

government’s legislation when it comes to pharmaceuticals, advertising,

vaccines, etc., I feel that the preceding commercial may actually be produced in

my lifetime. Think about it!

 

http://www.tvnewslies.org/blog/

 

 

 

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