New Drug gets Presidential seal of approval

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George Bush Promotes New Smartness Drug

 

 

New Drug Developed For The Embetterment Of Mankind

 

ON YOUR DRUG STORE SHELF--

 

George W. Bush has given the presidential seal of

approval to a new pharmaceutical product, Oxy-Moron, a

miracle wonder drug developed to eliminate idiocy,

stupidity, imbecility, and other moronic symptoms of

unsmartedness.

 

OXY-MORON

[ 100% Imbecilic Acid ]

Topical Cream for Idiots

Homeland Approved

Not to be taken Orally, Stupid

 

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This new " smart drug " , developed by super-intelligent,

pharmacy company explorationalists, may replace the

need for a proper education--if applied properly.

 

President Bush, who realizes that not all Americans

have had the opportunities to embetter themselves,

fully supports the distribution of Oxy-Moron and other

soon-to-be released generic equivalents.

 

Bush has always dreamed of making America a more

literate country and a " hopefuller " country, and with

smartening drugs like Oxy-Moron, perhaps someday his

dream may be realamized.

 

While President Bush openly endorses the new smart

drug, he is still encouraging the nation's children to

stay in school. " Because, " said Bush, " reading is the

basics for all learning. You teach a child to read,

and he or her will be able to pass a literacy test. "

 

The president recently spoke at the opening of a new

Washington DC pharmacy to promote edumacation and

smartivity.

 

 

" Stupidity is the poison, " said Bush, in front of a

supportive crowd. " And Oxy-Moron is the anecdote. "