Never Argue With A Woman

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Never Argue with a Woman

One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and

decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife

decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance,

anchors, and reads her book.

 

Along comes a Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the

woman and says, " Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing? "

 

" Reading a book, " she replies, (thinking, " Isn't that obvious? " )

" You're in a Restricted Fishing Area, " he informs her.

" I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading. "

" Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start

at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up. "

 

" If you do that, I'll have to charge you with sexual assault, " says

the woman.

 

" But I haven't even touched you, " says the game warden.

" That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you

could start at any moment. "

" Have a nice day ma'am, " and he left.

 

MORAL: Never argue with a woman who reads. It's likely she can also

think .