Illegal Ad: Herbal Teas ** 3 Boxes for the Price of 1 Box

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Hi y'all,

 

I know its not Thursday .. but I gotta put this out now because by next

Thursday there will be no Herbal Teas to offer. We are giving 7 Nursing

Homes cases of Teas .. and looking for other agencies in our area that

will take some .. like Good Will, Salvation Army, etc., who will sign a

legal disclaimer acknowledging that they understand and accept that the

teas have passed the stated " Best if Purchased By Date " and that we are

giving the teas to them at no charge.

 

So .. until maybe Tuesday or so, I'm offering you folks THREE boxes of

Herbal Tea for the price of ONE box of Herbal Tea.

 

You can check the Herbal Teas out at http://www.AV-AT.com/teas.html

 

Click on the boxes for more information.

 

As previously stated, the technical " Best If Purchased By " date stamped

on the boxes is July 2002 .. but you'd have to look real hard to find it

and even then might not find it .. but I know its there so I'm telling

you. I'll also tell you that plenty of folks are still enjoying them

now .. buying them daily ... and me and mine as well as folks on this

list are drinking them and enjoying them daily.

 

They are NOT stale and they are VERY TASTY.

 

" Best If Purchased By " dates are a necessary form of quality control but

they do not automatically mean a product is no longer good. The Food

Engineers here say that Herbal Teas and all other Teas have a far longer

shelf life than Turkish government bureaucrats force on the producers.

These teas are sealed and have not been exposed to oxygen .. which would

make them stale. They are not stale.

 

US Military Commissaries and civilian food chains rountinely have sales

on packaged and/or canned food items that have passed Best If Purchased

By dates. As I am doing here.

 

For obvious reasons, I have offered them Two for One since the end of

July. This Three for One Sale gets you Herbal Teas BELOW my cost ...

but selling for below cost is better'n not selling at all.

 

The 100% GUARANTEED to Not Rust, Bust or Collect dust MONEY BACK OFFER

that goes with this is:

 

IF you order and later tell me you don't like the Herbal Tea for any

reason .. without question .. I will reimburse you for the cost of the

Herbal Teas and you keep them. I will not reimburse for shipping ..

that dumb I ain't. ;-p

 

I would be dumb to offer this guarantee if I was not TOTALLY sure these

Herbal Teas are all that I say they are - right?

 

We ship all orders via FedEx Ground .. its cheaper'n dirt.

 

Y'all keep smiling, Butch http://www.AV-AT.com