No Cure For BPS - Butt -Puppet -Syndrome

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No Cure For " BPS " - Butt -Puppet -Syndrome

 

 

 

SURGEONS FAIL TO SEPARATE BUSH AND CHENEY: NO CURE FOR `BUTT-PUPPET

SYNDROME'

By Don Davis

 

While the world's most talented team of surgeons has just successfully

separated a pair of 5-month-old conjoined twins, they were unable to

duplicate this feat with the President and Vice-President.

 

Luring Cheney to the Mayo Clinic on the pretense that it was a place

to get a six-foot hero sandwich, surgeons desperately tried to free

Bush from his two-term attachment to the Veep.

 

However, they were completely thwarted by what is commonly known as

" butt-puppet syndrome " — in this case, Cheney's right hand stuck up

Bush's ass so as to control his mouth.

 

This development comes on the eve of a widely-expected " non-medical

separation " involving Bush, as the anticipated indictment of Karl Rove

will effectively remove Bush's brain.

 

In related news, although Mayo Clinic doctors are highly optimistic

about future medical breakthroughs, they have all but given up hope

that they'll be able to surgically remove Rumsfeld's foot from his mouth.

 

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