Guest guest Posted December 1, 2002 Report Share Posted December 1, 2002 ROFLMAO!!! Yuppers, that's a good'un Going back into hiding - Cheers! Kathleen Petrides The Woobey Queen: Canoodle with a Woobey when even Chocolate can't help. Woobey Tip: http://www.woobeys.com Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted December 2, 2002 Report Share Posted December 2, 2002 down with a stinker flu bug over here, but poking my head up once in a while today. saw this and of course, reminded me of the first time I went away to college. Having grown up in a small town we don't have much of a window on the world at large. So, when my brother's classmate, Fu, called I sort of did this same dance just taking the message. thanks Butch for making this sicky feel a little good for a while. going to take care of dd....she's got it worse than I did. dale - WoobeyQueen Sunday, December 01, 2002 4:24 PM Re: OT: Hu's On First ROFLMAO!!!Yuppers, that's a good'unGoing back into hiding - Cheers!Kathleen PetridesThe Woobey Queen: Canoodle with a Woobey when even Chocolate can't help.Woobey Tip:http://www.woobeys.com How To Make Rose Petal Jam - Step By Step Instructionshttp://www.av-at.com/stuff/rosejam.htmlTo Un send a blank e-mail to: - Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted December 2, 2002 Report Share Posted December 2, 2002 (We take you now to the Oval Office for a conversation with Condoleezza Rice and President Bush.) George: Condi! Nice to see you. What's happening? Condi: Sir, I have the report here about the new leader of China. George: Great. Lay it on me. Condi: Hu is the new leader of China. George: That's what I want to know .. tell me. Condi: That's what I'm telling you. George: That's what I'm asking you. Who is the new leader of China? Condi: Yes. George: I mean the fellow's name. Condi: Hu. George: The guy in China. Condi: Hu. George: The new leader of China. Condi: Hu. George: The Chinaman! Condi: Hu is leading China. George: Now whaddya' asking me for? Condi: I'm telling you Hu is leading China. George: Well, I'm asking you. Who is leading China? Condi: That's the man's name. George: That's who's name? Condi: Yes. George: Will you or will you not tell me the name of the new leader of China? Condi: Yes, sir. George: Yassir? Yassir Arafat is in China? I thought he was in the Middle East. Condi: That's correct. George: Then who is in China? Condi: Yes, sir. George: Yassir is in China? Condi: No, sir. George: Then who is? Condi: Yes, sir. George: Yassir? Condi: No, sir. George: Look, Condi. I need to know the name of the new leader of China. Get me the Secretary General of the U.N. on the phone. Condi: Kofi? George: No, thanks. Condi: You want Kofi? George: No. Condi: You don't want Kofi. George: No. But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of milk. And then get me the U.N. Secretary General. Condi: Yes, sir. George: Not Yassir! The guy at the U.N. Condi: Kofi? George: Milk! Will you please make the call? Condi: And call who? George: Who is the guy at the U.N? Condi: Hu is the guy in China. George: Will you stay out of China?! Condi: Yes, sir. George: And stay out of the Middle East! Just get me the guy at the U.N. Condi: Kofi. George: All right! With cream and two sugars. Now get on the phone. (Condi picks up the phone.) Condi: Rice, here. George: Rice? Good idea. And a couple of egg rolls, too. Maybe we should send some to the guy in China. And the Middle East. Can you get Chinese food in the Middle East? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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