Mosquito And Fly Wars........... II

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Hey Jonee,

 

> > I reckon that ideee K gave will work .. never tried to drown them

> afore

>

> The bags of water are sealed - they say it might be something to do

> with they see their reflections in the water, upside down, and that

> they don't even like how they look themselves! Who knows, and who

> has time to worry about what a fly thinks, anyway!

 

Weird that is. But .. not as weird as two of the tales the Old Files

used to tell young troops when they caught crabs. One way they said was

to shave one side of the crotch .. set fire to the other, and stab the

little beggars with an ice pick when they came out. The other way was a

bit like the bag of water .. they said you gotta crouch down with a

mirror twixt your legs .. said the crabs would think it was another new

crotch, jump down onto the mirror and break their necks. Maybe that's

what the flies are doing .. getting scared and falling to their deaths.

 

> > invite all your neighbors over to have fun .. get a case or two of

> > cold beer .. a couple of electronic bug zappers ..... Y'all can sit

> > there, suck on cold ones, and listen to the beautiful music of flys

> > being blown apart.

>

> LOL! What an image that invokes! The cold ones sound great - close

> as we are to Mexico, we get great buys on Corona. Add a twist of

> lemon, and MMMM! We did try the bugzapper thingy before, and got a

> bunch of the strangest, alien-looking insects you ever saw! Maybe

> just have to keep the ol' flyswat handy.

 

Well .. you living in Winslow, AZ and all .. I would think a real nice

evening of sucking suds and watching bug zappers would be pretty danged

exciting. Maybe not as exciting as would be for them whut live places

like Cleveland or Houston .. but still a real thrill. ;-p

 

> Gotta go get some beers! (It's a bit early, will give us time to get

> them chilled good, tho'! Jonee

 

Good for you .. that's brain food you know. I'd be doing the same thing

about now (its 9:40 PM here) ceptin' I'm heading to North Cyprus first

thing Saturday for a five day rest and gotta lotta work to to afore I

get on that plane. Need a few days vacation afore I cut out to the USA

on 20 September for a month. I really oughta just quit and go fishing

for a few years. ;-)

 

Y'all keep smiling, Butch http://www.AV-AT.com