OT: Military Assistance By Non-Military Personnel

January 16, 2003

Thanks Butch.

Nightengale

Proud Marine Mom of PFC Teddy

--- " WLinda/www.lillizard.com "

<perpleasures1 wrote: > Hey Butch! good

one. #12 especially when one of

> your kids is stationed at the same post:)

>

> Linda

> www.lillizard.com/Supplies.html

> We've Moved!!

> -

> Butch Owen

>

> Thursday, January 16, 2003 3:49 PM

> OT: Military Assistance

> By Non-Military Personnel

>

> Hi y'all,

>

> Now its time for some serious discussion. A

> buncha y'all been writing

> me off line and asking what you could do to assist

> the military in this

> great venture they are about to take on with

> regard to putting down the

> idiots who support terrorists in our own country.

> Well .. somebody sent

> me this nice set of rules .. supposidly written by

> the Major whose name

> is at the end of the list. Not sure if he wrote

> it or not .. but I am

> sure its a right nice set of rules and I hope it

> is of some benefit to

> y'all who been asking. :-P Butch

> ----

>

> We know that the current state of affairs in our

> great nation have many

> civilians up in arms and excited to join the

> military. For those of you

> who can't join, you can still lend a hand. Here

> are a few of the areas

> we would like your assistance with:

>

> 1) The next time you see an adult talking during

> the playing of the

> National Anthem ... kick their ass.

>

> 2) When you witness firsthand someone burning the

> American Flag in

> protest ... kick their ass.

>

> 3) Regardless of the rank they held while they

> served, pay the highest

> amount of respect to all veterans. If you see

> anyone doing otherwise,

> quietly pull them aside and explain how these

> Veterans fought for the

> very freedom they bask in every second. Enlighten

> them on the many

> sacrifices these Veterans made to make this Nation

> great. Then hold them

> down while a Disabled Veteran kicks their ass.

>

> 4) If you were never in the military, DO NOT

> pretend that you were.

> Wearing battle dress uniforms (BDU's), telling

> others that you used

> to be " Special Forces, " and collecting GI Joe

> memorabilia, might have

> been okay when you were still seven. Now, it will

> only make you look

> stupid and get your ass kicked.

>

> 5) If you witness someone calling an enlisted

> Marine " Sir, " just stand

> back ... a Marine will kick their ass.

>

> 6) Next time you come across an Air Force member,

> do not ask them, " Do

> you fly a jet? " Not everyone in the Air Force is a

> pilot. Such ignorance

> deserves an ass kickin' (children are exempt).

>

> 7) If you witness a bunch of long-haired slobs

> harrassing some young GI

> in a bar, just step back out of the way so as to

> not get blood on your

> clothes and when its over, buy the GI a beer and

> congratulate him/her.

>

> 8) Roseanne Barr's singing of the National Anthem

> was not a blooper ...

> it was a disgrace and disrespectful. Laugh, and

> sooner or later your

> ass will be kicked.

>

> 9) Next time Old Glory prances by during a parade,

> get on your feet and

> pay homage to her by placing your hand over your

> heart. Quietly thank

> the military member or veteran lucky enough to be

> carrying her .....of

> course, failure to do either of those could earn

> you a severe ass

> kicking.

>

> 10) What Jane Fonda did during the Vietnam War

> makes her the enemy. The

> proper word to describe her is " traitor. " Just

> mention her nomination

> for " Woman of the Year " and get your ass kicked..

>

> 11) Don't try to discuss politics with a military

> member or a veteran.

> We are Americans and we all bleed the same

> regardless of our party

> affiliation. Our Chain of Command includes our

> Commander in Chief. The

> President (for those who didn't know) is that

> person regardless of

> political party. We have no inside track on what

> happens inside those

> big important buildings where all those

> " representatives " meet.

>

> All we know is that when those civilian

> representatives screw up the

> situation, they call upon the military to go

> straighten it out. The

> military member might direct you to Oliver North.

> (I can see him

> kicking ass already.)

>

> 12) " Yo mama wears combat boots " never made sense

> to me ... stop saying

> it! If she did, she would most likely be a vet

> and probably kick your

> ass!

>

> 13) Bin Laden and the Taliban are not Communists,

> so stop saying " Let's

> go kill the Commie's!!! " And stop asking us where

> he is! Crystal balls

> are not standard issue in the military. That

> reminds me ... if you see

> anyone calling those psychic phone numbers; let me

> know, so I can go

> kick their ass.

>

> 14) Bus Driver, Jar Head, Grunt, Swabbie etc, are

> terms of endearment we

> use when describing each other. Unless you are a

> service member or vet,

> you have not earned the right to use them. Could

> get your ass kicked.

>

> 15) Last but not least, whether or not you

> personally become a member of

> the military, you can still support our troops and

> their families. Every

> Thanksgiving and religious holiday that you enjoy

> with family and

> friends please remember that there are, literally,

> thousands of troops

> overseas wishing they could be with their

> families.

>

> Thank the Great Spirit for our military and the

> sacrifices they make

> every day. Without them, our country could get

> its ass kicked.

>

> Major Richard N. Williams

> AFC2TIG/FM Chief of Finance/Contracting

> MILCON Design/Construction Manager

> 138 Hartson Street, Hurlburt Field, FL 32544-5225

> (850) 881-9039 -- (DSN) 641-9039 -- FAX: (DSN)

> 641-9082

>

January 16, 2003

Hey Butch! good one. #12 especially when one of your kids is stationed at

the same post:)

Linda

www.lillizard.com/Supplies.html

We've Moved!!

-

Butch Owen

Thursday, January 16, 2003 3:49 PM

OT: Military Assistance By Non-Military Personnel

Hi y'all,

Now its time for some serious discussion. A buncha y'all been writing

me off line and asking what you could do to assist the military in this

great venture they are about to take on with regard to putting down the

idiots who support terrorists in our own country. Well .. somebody sent

me this nice set of rules .. supposidly written by the Major whose name

is at the end of the list. Not sure if he wrote it or not .. but I am

sure its a right nice set of rules and I hope it is of some benefit to

y'all who been asking. :-P Butch

----

We know that the current state of affairs in our great nation have many

civilians up in arms and excited to join the military. For those of you

who can't join, you can still lend a hand. Here are a few of the areas

we would like your assistance with:

1) The next time you see an adult talking during the playing of the

National Anthem ... kick their ass.

2) When you witness firsthand someone burning the American Flag in

protest ... kick their ass.

3) Regardless of the rank they held while they served, pay the highest

amount of respect to all veterans. If you see anyone doing otherwise,

quietly pull them aside and explain how these Veterans fought for the

very freedom they bask in every second. Enlighten them on the many

sacrifices these Veterans made to make this Nation great. Then hold them

down while a Disabled Veteran kicks their ass.

4) If you were never in the military, DO NOT pretend that you were.

Wearing battle dress uniforms (BDU's), telling others that you used

to be " Special Forces, " and collecting GI Joe memorabilia, might have

been okay when you were still seven. Now, it will only make you look

stupid and get your ass kicked.

5) If you witness someone calling an enlisted Marine " Sir, " just stand

back ... a Marine will kick their ass.

6) Next time you come across an Air Force member, do not ask them, " Do

you fly a jet? " Not everyone in the Air Force is a pilot. Such ignorance

deserves an ass kickin' (children are exempt).

7) If you witness a bunch of long-haired slobs harrassing some young GI

in a bar, just step back out of the way so as to not get blood on your

clothes and when its over, buy the GI a beer and congratulate him/her.

8) Roseanne Barr's singing of the National Anthem was not a blooper ...

it was a disgrace and disrespectful. Laugh, and sooner or later your

ass will be kicked.

9) Next time Old Glory prances by during a parade, get on your feet and

pay homage to her by placing your hand over your heart. Quietly thank

the military member or veteran lucky enough to be carrying her .....of

course, failure to do either of those could earn you a severe ass

kicking.

10) What Jane Fonda did during the Vietnam War makes her the enemy. The

proper word to describe her is " traitor. " Just mention her nomination

for " Woman of the Year " and get your ass kicked..

11) Don't try to discuss politics with a military member or a veteran.

We are Americans and we all bleed the same regardless of our party

affiliation. Our Chain of Command includes our Commander in Chief. The

President (for those who didn't know) is that person regardless of

political party. We have no inside track on what happens inside those

big important buildings where all those " representatives " meet.

All we know is that when those civilian representatives screw up the

situation, they call upon the military to go straighten it out. The

military member might direct you to Oliver North. (I can see him

kicking ass already.)

12) " Yo mama wears combat boots " never made sense to me ... stop saying

it! If she did, she would most likely be a vet and probably kick your

ass!

13) Bin Laden and the Taliban are not Communists, so stop saying " Let's

go kill the Commie's!!! " And stop asking us where he is! Crystal balls

are not standard issue in the military. That reminds me ... if you see

anyone calling those psychic phone numbers; let me know, so I can go

kick their ass.

14) Bus Driver, Jar Head, Grunt, Swabbie etc, are terms of endearment we

use when describing each other. Unless you are a service member or vet,

you have not earned the right to use them. Could get your ass kicked.

15) Last but not least, whether or not you personally become a member of

the military, you can still support our troops and their families. Every

Thanksgiving and religious holiday that you enjoy with family and

friends please remember that there are, literally, thousands of troops

overseas wishing they could be with their families.

Thank the Great Spirit for our military and the sacrifices they make

every day. Without them, our country could get its ass kicked.

Major Richard N. Williams

AFC2TIG/FM Chief of Finance/Contracting

MILCON Design/Construction Manager

138 Hartson Street, Hurlburt Field, FL 32544-5225

(850) 881-9039 -- (DSN) 641-9039 -- FAX: (DSN) 641-9082

January 16, 2003

Hey Butch,

As you know, you and I sometimes do NOT see I to eye. Having said that I

will agree that MOST of this is good advice. Being an Airforce brat I

appreciated that one, and most of the others.

I'm sorry to say, I will probably get my ass kicked because Rosanne Barr's

rendition of the National Anthem was one of the most horrifyingly funny

things I have heard. I still get a chuckle out of it. It also makes me feel

better, cuz I know there is someone out there who sings worse than I do and

I didn't think that was possible. So. I guess that means I'm in trouble! :-)

Cheers!

Kathleen Petrides

The Woobey Queen

Woobey Tip:

http://www.woobeyworld.com

-

" Butch Owen " <butchbsi

Thursday, January 16, 2003 3:49 PM

OT: Military Assistance By Non-Military Personnel

> Hi y'all,

>

> Now its time for some serious discussion. A buncha y'all been writing

> me off line and asking what you could do to assist the military in this

> great venture they are about to take on with regard to putting down the

> idiots who support terrorists in our own country. Well .. somebody sent

> me this nice set of rules .. supposidly written by the Major whose name

> is at the end of the list. Not sure if he wrote it or not .. but I am

> sure its a right nice set of rules and I hope it is of some benefit to

> y'all who been asking. :-P Butch

> ----

>

> We know that the current state of affairs in our great nation have many

> civilians up in arms and excited to join the military. For those of you

> who can't join, you can still lend a hand. Here are a few of the areas

> we would like your assistance with:

>

> 1) The next time you see an adult talking during the playing of the

> National Anthem ... kick their ass.

>

> 2) When you witness firsthand someone burning the American Flag in

> protest ... kick their ass.

>

> 3) Regardless of the rank they held while they served, pay the highest

> amount of respect to all veterans. If you see anyone doing otherwise,

> quietly pull them aside and explain how these Veterans fought for the

> very freedom they bask in every second. Enlighten them on the many

> sacrifices these Veterans made to make this Nation great. Then hold them

> down while a Disabled Veteran kicks their ass.

>

> 4) If you were never in the military, DO NOT pretend that you were.

> Wearing battle dress uniforms (BDU's), telling others that you used

> to be " Special Forces, " and collecting GI Joe memorabilia, might have

> been okay when you were still seven. Now, it will only make you look

> stupid and get your ass kicked.

>

> 5) If you witness someone calling an enlisted Marine " Sir, " just stand

> back ... a Marine will kick their ass.

>

> 6) Next time you come across an Air Force member, do not ask them, " Do

> you fly a jet? " Not everyone in the Air Force is a pilot. Such ignorance

> deserves an ass kickin' (children are exempt).

>

> 7) If you witness a bunch of long-haired slobs harrassing some young GI

> in a bar, just step back out of the way so as to not get blood on your

> clothes and when its over, buy the GI a beer and congratulate him/her.

>

> 8) Roseanne Barr's singing of the National Anthem was not a blooper ...

> it was a disgrace and disrespectful. Laugh, and sooner or later your

> ass will be kicked.

>

> 9) Next time Old Glory prances by during a parade, get on your feet and

> pay homage to her by placing your hand over your heart. Quietly thank

> the military member or veteran lucky enough to be carrying her .....of

> course, failure to do either of those could earn you a severe ass

> kicking.

>

> 10) What Jane Fonda did during the Vietnam War makes her the enemy. The

> proper word to describe her is " traitor. " Just mention her nomination

> for " Woman of the Year " and get your ass kicked..

>

> 11) Don't try to discuss politics with a military member or a veteran.

> We are Americans and we all bleed the same regardless of our party

> affiliation. Our Chain of Command includes our Commander in Chief. The

> President (for those who didn't know) is that person regardless of

> political party. We have no inside track on what happens inside those

> big important buildings where all those " representatives " meet.

>

> All we know is that when those civilian representatives screw up the

> situation, they call upon the military to go straighten it out. The

> military member might direct you to Oliver North. (I can see him

> kicking ass already.)

>

> 12) " Yo mama wears combat boots " never made sense to me ... stop saying

> it! If she did, she would most likely be a vet and probably kick your

> ass!

>

> 13) Bin Laden and the Taliban are not Communists, so stop saying " Let's

> go kill the Commie's!!! " And stop asking us where he is! Crystal balls

> are not standard issue in the military. That reminds me ... if you see

> anyone calling those psychic phone numbers; let me know, so I can go

> kick their ass.

>

> 14) Bus Driver, Jar Head, Grunt, Swabbie etc, are terms of endearment we

> use when describing each other. Unless you are a service member or vet,

> you have not earned the right to use them. Could get your ass kicked.

>

> 15) Last but not least, whether or not you personally become a member of

> the military, you can still support our troops and their families. Every

> Thanksgiving and religious holiday that you enjoy with family and

> friends please remember that there are, literally, thousands of troops

> overseas wishing they could be with their families.

>

> Thank the Great Spirit for our military and the sacrifices they make

> every day. Without them, our country could get its ass kicked.

>

> Major Richard N. Williams

> AFC2TIG/FM Chief of Finance/Contracting

> MILCON Design/Construction Manager

> 138 Hartson Street, Hurlburt Field, FL 32544-5225

> (850) 881-9039 -- (DSN) 641-9039 -- FAX: (DSN) 641-9082

>

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January 16, 2003