The Mother of All Sales: Herbal Teas ** 3 Boxes for the Price of 1 Box

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Hi y'all,

 

Another offer to members of this list ONLY. Until 0001 hours 1 January

2003 .. that's when the ball drops .. ;-p I'm gonna offer you folks

THREE boxes of Herbal Tea for the price of ONE box of Herbal Tea. You

MUST tell me you saw this offer on Oils & Herbs .. just like folks have

been doing on the other sales .. and I have picked up new customers from

those sales that I didn't even know existed as I had not seen them post

on the list before. Meaning .. my crystal ball is in for repair. ;-p

 

You can check the Herbal Teas out at http://www.AV-AT.com/teas.html

 

Click on the boxes for more information.

 

I'll tell you that the technical " Best If Purchased By " date stamped on

the boxes is July 2002 .. you'd have to look real hard to find it and

even then might not find it .. but I know its there so I'm telling you.

I'll also tell you that plenty of folks are still enjoying them now ..

buying them daily ... and me and mine are drinking them and enjoying

them daily .. as are folks on this list.

 

They are NOT stale and they are VERY TASTY.

 

" Best If Purchased By " dates are a necessary form of quality control but

they do not automatically mean a product is no longer good. The Food

Engineers here say that Herbal Teas and all other Teas have a far longer

shelf life than Turkish government bureaucrats force on the producers.

These teas are sealed and have not been exposed to oxygen .. which would

make them stale. They are not stale. Folks on this list have purchased

them .. even in the last few weeks .. and they know this is a fact.

 

US Military Commissaries and civilian food chains rountinely have sales

on packaged and/or canned food items that have passed Best If Purchased

By dates. As I am doing here.

 

For obvious reasons, I have offered them Two for One since the end of

July. This Three for One Sale gets you Herbal Teas BELOW my cost ...

but selling for below cost is better'n not selling at all.

 

MINIMUM order is 1 Mastercase of 24 boxes of tea .. 20 bags per box.

Mixing and matching of different teas is fine and dandy.

 

There is ONE exception to the minimum order .. its down below. ;-p

 

The most costly Herbal Tea I have is Rose Hip .. $2.46 a box. Least

costly are Sage and Mint .. $2.04 a box. Means a mastercase of:

 

Rose Hip .... $2.46 X 8 boxes .... gets you 24 boxes .. for $19.68

...... that's 82 cents per box .. or .. 4.1 cents per tea bag.

 

Linden ...... $2.29 X 8 boxes .... gets you 24 boxes .. for $18.32

...... that's 76 cents per box .. or .. 3.8 cents per tea bag.

 

Chamomile ... $2.12 X 8 boxes .... gets you 24 boxes .. for $16.96

...... that's 71 cents per box .. or .. 3.5 cents per tea bag.

 

Sage ........ $2.04 X 8 boxes .... gets you 24 boxes .. for $16.32

...... that's 68 cents per box .. or .. 3.4 cents per tea bag.

 

Mint is the same price as Sage.

 

You can mix and match .. don't have to purchase the same teas as long as

it works out to you paying for 8 boxes and receiving 24 boxes.

 

Why this minimum? Because I'm making no profit on the teas now .. I'm

in possession of the mastercases now .. if I furnish another box and

packing materials to sell a few boxes boxes or Herbal Tea I'll lose even

more in materials and labor. And its not worth the fees charged by

credit card companies to put $5 or $6 in our account.

 

The EXCEPTION: You can purchase fewer boxes of Herbal Tea IF its a part

of a routine order of other products .. then the minimum will not apply.

I furnish a box and labor for this anyway so no need for the minimim.

 

The 100% GUARANTEED to Not Rust, Bust or Collect dust MONEY BACK OFFER

that goes with this is:

 

IF you order and later tell me you don't like them for any reason ..

without question .. I will reimburse you the cost of the teas and you

keep them. I will not reimburse for shipping .. that dumb I ain't.

;-p

And I would have to be really dumb to offer this guarantee if I was not

TOTALLY sure these Herbal Teas are all that I say they are - right?

 

We ship all orders via FedEx Ground .. its cheaper'n dirt.

 

Y'all keep smiling, Butch http://www.AV-AT.com

 

PS: Coming at y'all in a minute with a tip for those of you who might

be considering professional custom packaging of any product.

 

Next year, I will offer a larger range of Herbal Teas .. but not my own

brand. They'll be the brand of the Herbal Tea company that made mine.