Guest guest Posted December 19, 2002 Report Share Posted December 19, 2002 This old feller had owned a farm for several years. He had a large pond in the back forty, had it fixed up real nice, picnic tables, horse shoe courts, basketball court, etc. Basically, he had the pond fixed up for swimming and family outings. One evening the old farmer decided to wander down to the pond cause he hadn't been there for a while and he wanted look it over and see if he needed to repair anything. As he neared the pond, he heard some voices shouting and laughing. As he came closer he saw it was a bunch of young women skinny dipping in his pond. He made the young women aware of his presence and they all swam to the deep end of the pond. One of the women shouted to him, " You go on now. We're not coming out until you leave! " The old man replied, " Gal .. I didn't come down here to watch you ladies swim or get out of my pond, I only came to feed my alligators! " Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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