Some next life humor :)

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A friend shared this thought I would pass it on:)

Hope it makes a few smile

Enjoy,

Sandi

 

In my next life...

 

If you're a bear, you get to hibernate. You do nothing but sleep for six

months. I could deal with that.

 

Before you hibernate, you're supposed to eat yourself stupid. I could deal

with that, too.

 

If you're a bear, you birth your children (who are the size of walnuts)

while

you're sleeping and wake to partially grown, cute cuddly cubs. I could

definitely deal with that.

 

If you're a mama bear, everyone knows you mean business. You swat anyone

who bothers your cubs. If your cubs get out of line, you swat them too. I

could deal with that.

 

If you're a bear, your mate EXPECTS you to wake up growling. He EXPECTS

that you will have hairy legs and excess body fat.

 

Yup...Gonna be a bear

 

" When the soul approaches the mysteries; when it tries to

rally to the great spiritual principles, the perfumes are there "

~Marguerite Maury, The Secret of Life and Youth " ~