For Butch and all you Suthren Wannabe's

[Guest guest]

Here ya'll go, I'm a Butter Bean! ;-)

 

 

> WHAT'S YOUR SOUTHERN SIGN?

> Some of us Southerners are pretty skeptical about horoscopes and the people

>

> that read them. If we are to ever fully understand all the star signs and

> the people they represent, we need symbols that true Southerners

> understand.

>

> OKRA (Dec 22 - Jan 20) Although you appear crude, You are actually very

> slick

> on the inside. Okras have tremendous influence. An older Okra can look back

>

> over his life and see the seeds of his influence everywhere. Stay away from

>

> Moon Pies.

>

> CHITLIN (Jan 21 - Feb 19) Chitlins come from humble backgrounds. A Chitlin,

>

> however, can make something of himself if he's motivated and has lots of

> seasoning. In dealing with Chitlins, be careful. They can erupt like

> Vesuvius. Chitlins are best with Catfish and Okra.

>

> BOLL WEEVIL (Feb 20 - March 20) You have an overwhelming curiosity. You're

> unsatisfied with the surface of things, and you feel the need to bore deep

> into the interior of everything. Needless to say, you are very intense and

> driven as if you had some inner hunger. Nobody in their right mind is going

> to marry you, so don't worry about it.

>

> MOON PIE (March 21 - April 20) You're the type that spends a lot of time on

> the front porch. It's a cinch to recognize the physical appearance of Moon

> Pies. Big and round are the key words here. You should marry anybody who

> you can get remotely interested in the idea. It's not going to be easy.

> This might be the year to think about aerobics. Maybe not.

>

> POSSUM (April 21 - May 21) When confronted with life's difficulties,

> possums have a marked tendency to withdraw and develop a

> don't-bother-me-about-it attitude. Sometimes you become so withdrawn,

> people actually think you're dead. This strategy is probably not

> psychologically healthy but seems to work for you. One day, however, it

> won't work, and you may find your problems actually running you over.

>

> CRAWFISH (May 22 - June 21) Crawfish is a water sign. If you work in an

> office, you're always hanging around the water cooler. Crawfish prefer the

> beach to the mountains, the pool to the golf course, and the bathtub to the

> living room. You tend not to be particularly attractive physically, but you

> have very, very good heads.

>

> COLLARDS (June 22 - July 23) Collards have a genius for communication. They

>

> love to get in the " melting pot " of life and share their essence with the

> essence of those around them. Collards make good social workers,

> psychologists, and baseball managers. As far as your personal life goes, if

> you are Collards, stay away from Moon Pies. It just won't work. Save

> yourself a lot of heartache.

>

> CATFISH (July 24 - Aug 23) Catfish are Traditionalists in matters of the

> heart, although one's whiskers may cause problems for loved ones. You

> Catfish

> are never easy people to understand. You prefer the muddy bottoms to the

> clear surface of life. Above all else, Catfish should stay away from Moon

> Pies.

>

> GRITS (Aug 24 - Sept 23) Your highest aim is to be with others like

> yourself. You like to huddle together with a big crowd of other Grits. You

> love to travel though, so maybe you should think about joining a club.

> Where do you like to go? Anywhere they have cheese, gravy, bacon, butter,

> or eggs. If you can go somewhere where they have all these things, that

> serves you well.

>

> BOILED PEANUTS (Sept 24 - Oct 23) You have a passionate desire to help your

>

> fellow man. Unfortunately, those who know you best, your friends and loved

> ones, may find that your personality is much too salty, and their criticism

> will probably affect you deeply because you are really much softer than you

> appear. You should go right ahead and marry anybody you want to because in

> a certain way, yours is a charmed life. On the road of life, you can be

> sure that people will always pull over and stop for you.

>

> BUTTER BEAN (Oct 24 - Nov 22) Always invite a Butter Bean to a party

> because

> Butter Beans get along well with everybody. You, as a Butter Bean, should

> be

> proud. You've grown on the vine of life, and you feel at home no matter

> what

> the setting. You can sit next to anybody. However, you, too, shouldn't have

>

> anything to do with Moon Pies.

>

> ARMADILLO (Nov 23 - Dec 21) You have a tendency to develop a tough

> exterior,

> but you are actually quite gentle. A good evening for you? Old friends, a

> fire, some roots, fruit, worms, and insects. You are a throwback. You're

> not concerned with today's fashions and trends. You're not concerned with

> anything about today. You're almost prehistoric in your interests and

> behavior patterns. You probably want to marry another Armadillo, but Possum

> is another somewhat kinky mating possibility.

>

Cheers

Kathleen Petrides

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