Guest guest Posted June 6, 2002 Report Share Posted June 6, 2002 EW!!!! ROFL Butch Owen wrote: > A very attractive woman goes up to the bar in a quiet rural pub. She > > gestures alluringly to the bartender, who comes over immediately. > > When he arrives, she seductively signals that he should bring his face > > closer to hers. When he does so, she begins to gently caress his > beard. > > " Are you the manager? " she asks, softly stroking his face with both > hands. > > " Actually, no " , the man replies. > > " Can you get him for me? I need to speak to him " , she says, running > her > hands beyond his beard and into his hair. > > " I'm afraid I can't " , breathes the bartender.. Is there anything I can > > do? " > > " Yes, there is. I need you to give him a message " she continues, > popping a couple of fingers into his mouth and allowing him to suck > them > gently. > > " What should I tell him? " the bartender manages to say. > > " Tell him, " she whispers, " There is no toilet paper or hand soap in > the > ladies room. " > > How To Make Rose Petal Jam - Step By Step Instructions > http://www.av-at.com/stuff/rosejam.html > > To Un send a blank e-mail to: > - > > > > Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted June 7, 2002 Report Share Posted June 7, 2002 A very attractive woman goes up to the bar in a quiet rural pub. She gestures alluringly to the bartender, who comes over immediately. When he arrives, she seductively signals that he should bring his face closer to hers. When he does so, she begins to gently caress his beard. " Are you the manager? " she asks, softly stroking his face with both hands. " Actually, no " , the man replies. " Can you get him for me? I need to speak to him " , she says, running her hands beyond his beard and into his hair. " I'm afraid I can't " , breathes the bartender.. Is there anything I can do? " " Yes, there is. I need you to give him a message " she continues, popping a couple of fingers into his mouth and allowing him to suck them gently. " What should I tell him? " the bartender manages to say. " Tell him, " she whispers, " There is no toilet paper or hand soap in the ladies room. " Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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