Guest guest Posted June 4, 2002 Report Share Posted June 4, 2002 Q: What do you get when you cross an agnostic, a dyslexic, and an insomniac? A: Someone who lies awake all night wondering if there really is a Dog up there. ------------------ A blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender " Wanna hear a blonde joke? " In a hushed voice, the guy next to him says, " Before you tell that joke, you should know something. Our bartender IS blonde, the bouncer is blonde. I'm a 6' tall, 200 lb blonde black belt. The guy sitting next to me is 6'2, weighs 225 and he's a rugby player. The fella to your right is 6'5 " pushing 300 and he's a wrestler. Each one of us is blonde. Think about it, Mister. You still wanna tell that joke? " The blind guy says, " Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times. " Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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