Guest guest Posted March 24, 2002 Report Share Posted March 24, 2002 [Will someone just a tad older than I please tell me just what Will Rogers did? Was he a movie actor who played in a lot of westerns? He wasn't a real cowboy, was he? Anyway, these are funny. -Says someone who has kicked a cow pie on a hot day. By the way, by the time it's a cow " chip, " it's dry and you can kick it w/out fear if you are so inclined. Hey, don't snort. In India and other places cow chips are burned as fuel, and they burn quite cleanly. -Shivani] LESSONS FROM WILL ROGERS 1. Don't squat with your spurs on. 2. Never slap a man who's chewing tobacco. 3. Never kick a cow chip on a hot day. 4. There are two theories to arguing with a woman. Neither one works. 5. Never miss a good chance to shut up. 6. Always drink upstream from the herd. 7. If you find yourself in a hole, stop digging. 8. The quickest way to double your money is to fold it and put it back in your pocket. 9. There are three kinds of men. The ones that learn by reading. The few who learn by observation. The rest of them have to pee on the electric fence for themselves. 10. Good judgment comes from experience, and a lot of that comes from bad judgment. 11. If you're riding ahead of the herd, take a look back every now and then to make sure it's still there. 12. Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier'n puttin' it back in. 13. After eating an entire bull, a mountain lion felt so good he started roaring. He kept it up until a hunter came along and shot him. The moral: When you're full of bull, keep your mouth shut. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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