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Teaching Math in 1950:

A logger sells a truckload of lumber for $100. His cost of production is

4/5 of the price. What is his profit?

 

Teaching Math in 1960:

A logger sells a truckload of lumber for $100. His cost of production is

4/5 of the price, or $80. What is his profit?

 

Teaching Math in 1970:

A logger exchanges a set " L " of lumber for a set " M " of

money. The cardinality of set " M " is 100. Each element is

worth one dollar. Make 100 dots representing the elements of the set

" M. " The set " C, " the cost of production contains 20 fewer points than

set " M. " Represent the set " C " as a subset of set " M " and answer the

following question: What is the cardinality of the set " P " of profits?

 

Teaching Math in 1980:

A logger sells a truckload of lumber for $100. His cost of production is

$80 and his profit is $20. Your assignment: Underline the number 20.

 

Teaching Math in 1990:

By cutting down beautiful forest trees, the logger makes $20. What do

you think of this way of making a living? Topic for class participation

after answering the question: How did the forest birds and squirrels

feel as the logger cut down the trees? There are no wrong answers.

 

Teaching Match in 2002:

A logger sells a truckload of lumber for $100. His cost of production is

$120. How does Arthur Andersen determine that his profit margin is

$60?

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Janet,

As a teacher, this is soooo right on the money! Loved it!

 

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> Teaching Math in 1950:

> A logger sells a truckload of lumber for $100. His cost of production is

> 4/5 of the price. What is his profit?

>

> Teaching Math in 1960:

> A logger sells a truckload of lumber for $100. His cost of production is

> 4/5 of the price, or $80. What is his profit?

>

> Teaching Math in 1970:

> A logger exchanges a set " L " of lumber for a set " M " of

> money. The cardinality of set " M " is 100. Each element is

> worth one dollar. Make 100 dots representing the elements of the set

> " M. " The set " C, " the cost of production contains 20 fewer points than

> set " M. " Represent the set " C " as a subset of set " M " and answer the

> following question: What is the cardinality of the set " P " of profits?

>

> Teaching Math in 1980:

> A logger sells a truckload of lumber for $100. His cost of production is

> $80 and his profit is $20. Your assignment: Underline the number 20.

>

> Teaching Math in 1990:

> By cutting down beautiful forest trees, the logger makes $20. What do

> you think of this way of making a living? Topic for class participation

> after answering the question: How did the forest birds and squirrels

> feel as the logger cut down the trees? There are no wrong answers.

>

> Teaching Match in 2002:

> A logger sells a truckload of lumber for $100. His cost of production is

> $120. How does Arthur Andersen determine that his profit margin is

> $60?

>

>

>

>

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