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>>If a packet hits a pocket on a socket on a port, and the bus is interrupted

at a very last resort, and the access of the memory makes your floppy disk

abort, then the socket packet pocket has an error to report.

>If your cursor finds a menu item followed by a dash, and the double-clicking

icon puts Your window in the trash, and your data is corrupted cause the

index doesn't hash, then your situation's hopeless and your system's gonna

crash!!

>If the label on the cable on the table at your house says the network is

connected to the button on your mouse, but your packets want to tunnel to

another protocol, that's repeatedly rejected by the printer down the hall,

and your screen is all distorted by the side effects of gauss, so your

icons in the window are as wavy as a souse; then you may as well reboot and

go out with a bang, 'cuz sure as I'm a poet, the sucker's gonna hang!

>When the copy of your floppy's getting sloppy in the disk, and the macro

code instructions cause unnecessary risk, then you'll have to flash the

memory and you'll want to RAM your ROM. Quickly turn off the computer and be

sure to tell your Mom!

 

 

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