Guest guest Posted February 27, 2002 Report Share Posted February 27, 2002 Three scientists were in their lab one day and decided they were so smart they didn't need God anymore. One of the scientists went outside and starting talking to God. " God, we have decided that we don't need your help anymore, and to prove this, we want to have a contest. We believe we can build a human from scratch faster than you. " God replied, " Ok, I'll take your challenge. Whoever makes a human first wins. " Excitedly, the scientist raced inside to tell the others. A moment later they came out ready to begin. The first scientist reached down to grab some earth when lightning almost struck his hand. God replied, " Get your own dirt. " Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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