Guest guest Posted February 26, 2002 Report Share Posted February 26, 2002 Two clergymen are on an airplane, a Catholic priest and a Mormon bishop. After a while, the priest turns to the bishop and asks, " Is it still a requirement of your faith that you are not to drink coffee? " The Mormon bishop responds, " Yes that is still one of our beliefs. " The Catholic priest then asks, " Have you ever had a cup of coffee " ? " Yes, " says the Mormon bishop, " I have to admit on one occasion I did succumb to temptation and tried a cup of coffee. " The Catholic priest nods in understanding and goes on with his reading. A while later, the Mormon bishop speaks up and asks, " Father, is it still a requirement of your church that you remain celibate? " The Catholic priest replies, " Yes, that is still one of our vows. " The Mormon bishop then asks, " Father, have you ever fallen to the temptations of the flesh? " The Catholic priest replied, " Yes, Bishop, on one occasion, I was weak and broke my vow. " The Mormon bishop nodded understandingly for a moment. A few minutes later he smiled, looked at the Catholic priest and then said, " A lot better than coffee, isn't it? ¸..·´¨¨)) -:¦:- ¸.·´ .·´¨¨)) ((¸¸.·´ ...´ -:¦:- Janet -:¦:- -:¦:- ((¸¸.·´* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted February 26, 2002 Report Share Posted February 26, 2002 ROFL, Janet!!!!!!!!!!!!! Printed it out for Mark to read at work tomorrow!!!!!! LOL Hugs to you, part of my circle, M_ > ¸..·´¨¨)) -:¦:- > ¸.·´ .·´¨¨)) > ((¸¸.·´ ...´ -:¦:- Janet -:¦:- > -:¦:- ((¸¸.·´* > > > How To Make Rose Petal Jam - Step By Step Instructions > http://www.av-at.com/stuff/rosejam.html > > Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted February 26, 2002 Report Share Posted February 26, 2002 Thanks Janet, a good laugh and I must agree with the Mormon fella! Moira Jhb SA Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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