Guest guest Posted February 25, 2002 Report Share Posted February 25, 2002 Several of these really made me laugh. Thought you guys might enjoy them, too. Shivani ----- Each year the Washington Post's Style Invitational asks readers to take any word from the dictionary, alter it by adding, subtracting or changing one letter and supply a new definition. The winners for 2001 were: Intaxication: Euphoria at getting a tax refund, which lasts until you realize it was your money to begin with Reintarnation: Coming back to life as a hillbilly Foreploy: Any misrepresentation about yourself for the purpose of getting laid Giraffiti: Vandalism spray-painted very, very high Sarchasm: The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the person who doesn't get it Inoculatte: To take coffee intravenously when you are running late Hipatitis: Terminal coolness Osteopornosis: A degenerate disease (this one got extra credit) Karmageddon: It's like, when everybody is sending off all these really bad vibes, right? And then, like, the Earth explodes and it's like, a serious bummer. Glibido: All talk and no action Dopeler Effect: The tendency of stupid ideas to seem smarter when they come at you rapidly ---And the pick of the literature:--- Ignoranus: A person who is both stupid and an asshole Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted February 25, 2002 Report Share Posted February 25, 2002 Shivani: I especially like the last one. ROFLMAO Effie SArjuna <SArjuna Monday, February 25, 2002 3:31 PM OT: new words for new times > Several of these really made me laugh. Thought you guys might enjoy >them, too. > Shivani >----- > > > Each year the Washington Post's Style Invitational asks readers to >take any word from the dictionary, alter it by adding, subtracting or >changing one letter and supply a new definition. The winners for 2001 were: > > > Intaxication: Euphoria at getting a tax refund, which lasts until >you realize it was your money to begin with > > > Reintarnation: Coming back to life as a hillbilly > > > Foreploy: Any misrepresentation about yourself for the purpose of >getting laid > > > Giraffiti: Vandalism spray-painted very, very high > > > Sarchasm: The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the > >person who doesn't get it > > > Inoculatte: To take coffee intravenously when you are running late > > > Hipatitis: Terminal coolness > > > Osteopornosis: A degenerate disease (this one got extra credit) > > > > Karmageddon: It's like, when everybody is sending off all > >these really bad vibes, right? And then, like, the Earth explodes > >and it's like, a serious bummer. > > > Glibido: All talk and no action > > > Dopeler Effect: The tendency of stupid ideas to > >seem smarter when they come at you rapidly > > > ---And the pick of the literature:--- > > > Ignoranus: A person who is both stupid and an asshole > > > >How To Make Rose Petal Jam - Step By Step Instructions >http://www.av-at.com/stuff/rosejam.html > > Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted February 25, 2002 Report Share Posted February 25, 2002 Another one ROFLMBO, too cool! I got to cc myself a copy of this. Sylvia Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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