Guest guest Posted January 28, 2002 Report Share Posted January 28, 2002 Here's a funny for you all!! Linda Red Barn Enterprises PayPal Now Available!!! http://www.geocities.com/redbarnenterprises Candles & Metal Home Decor ********************************** Bless the Parrots! A lady approaches her priest and tells him, " Father, I have a problem. I have two female talking parrots, but they only know how to say one thing. " " What do they say? " the priest inquired. " They only know how to say, 'Hi, we're prostitutes. Want to have some fun?' " " That's terrible! " the priest exclaimed, " but I have a solution to your problem. Bring your two female parrots over to my house and I will put them with my two male talking parrots whom I taught to pray and read the bible. My parrots will teach your parrots to stop saying that terrible phrase and your female parrots will learn to praise and worship. " The next day the woman brings her female parrots to the priest's house. His two male parrots are holding rosary beads and praying in their cage. The lady puts her two female parrots in with the male parrots, and the female parrots say, " Hi, we're prostitutes, want to have some fun? " One male parrot looks over at the other male parrot and exclaims, " Put the beads away. Our prayers have been answered! " Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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