A bit of humour to offset those flying pigs

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That's it! There used to be a pulletician called Brian in NZ. It was before his parents knew about Trevor's rooster! Love,Mara--- On Tue, 7/7/09, Maria <mary1kon wrote:Maria <mary1konRe: A bit of humour to offset those flying pigsoleander soup Date: Tuesday, July 7, 2009, 12:00 AM

 

 

No, maybe because their parents know the story of Brian the the Chicken and name them something else, LOL LOL.

 

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Tuesday, July 07, 2009 12:56 PM

A bit of humour to offset those flying pigs

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Brian the Chicken Trevor the farmer was in the fertilised egg business. He had several hundred young layers (hens), called 'pullets' and 10 roosters, to fertilise the pullets' eggs.Trevor kept records and any rooster that didn't perform went into the soup pot and was replaced. That took an awful lot of his time, so he bought a set of tiny bells and attached them to his roosters. Each bell had a different tone so Trevor could tell from a distance, which rooster was performing. Now he could sit on the porch and fill out an efficiency report simply by listening to the bells.The farmer's favourite rooster was Brian , and a very fine specimen he was too, but on this particular morning Trevor noticed Brian 's bell hadn't rung at all!

Trevor went to investigate.The other roosters were chasing pullets, bells-a-ringing. The pullets, hearing the roosters coming, would run for cover, but to farmer Trevor's amazement, Brian had his bell in his beak, so it couldn't ring.He'd sneak up on a pullet, do his job and walk on to the next one.Trevor was so proud of Brian , he entered him into the London Exhibition and Brian became an overnight sensation. The Result? The judges not only awarded Brian the No Bell Piece Prize but they also awarded him the Pulletsurprise.Clearly Brian was a politician in the making: Who else, but a politician, could figure out how to win two of the most highly coveted awards on our planet by being the best at sneaking up on the populace and screwing them when they weren't paying attention.. Do you know a Pullitician called Brian ?