Guest guest Posted January 15, 2009 Report Share Posted January 15, 2009 Ok people time to laugh hard, but if you dont like it, dont blame me, blame my friend Dimi laughter galore. Hugs Mary - Dimi Darmos Sam Christou ; Rose Laliotis ; Maria Stathopoulos ; jodihartje ; Jo Tribe ; Hardmax Pty. Ltd. ; Effie Hoareau ; Carol Coleman ; Anita Marjanovic Wednesday, January 14, 2009 6:24 PM Fw: TWO-LINE RHYME - Laslo Zima 1Dimi ; 1Steff - Home Wednesday, January 14, 2009 1:23 PM FW: TWO-LINE RHYME THESE ARE ENTRIES TO A WASHINGTON POST COMPETITION ASKING FOR A TWO-LINE RHYME WITH THE MOST ROMANTIC FIRST LINE, AND THE LEAST ROMANTIC SECOND LINE: 1. My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife: Marrying you has screwed up my life. 2. I see your face when I am dreaming. That's why I always wake up screaming. 3. Kind, intelligent, loving and hot; This describes everything you are not. 4. Love may be beautiful, love may be bliss, But I only slept with you 'cause I was pissed. 5. I thought that I could love no other -- that is until I met your brother. 6. Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you. But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl's empty and so is your head. 7. I want to feel your sweet embrace; But don't take that paper bag off your face. 8. I love your smile, your face, and your eyes Damn, I'm good at telling lies! 9. My love, you take my breath away. What have you stepped in to smell this way? 10. My feelings for you no words can tell, Except for maybe 'Go to hell.' 11. What inspired this amorous rhyme? Two parts vodka, one part lime. CAUTION - This message may contain privileged and confidential information intended only for the use of the addressee named above. If you are not the intended recipient of this message you are hereby notified that any use, dissemination, distribution or reproduction of this message is prohibited. If you have received this message in error please notify Siemens Ltd., ABN 98 004 347 880, or Siemens (NZ) Limited immediately. Find great deals on eBay Net yourself a bargain Sell your car for just $40 at CarPoint.com.au It's simple! Find great deals on eBay Net yourself a bargain Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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