(OT) JC Penney Catalog 1977 (UNCLASSIFIED)

November 23, 2007

What were you doing in 1977?

Last weekend I put an exhaust fan in the ceiling for my wife's grandfather. While my wife's brother and I were fitting the fan in between the joists, we found something under the insulation. What we found was this: A JC Penney catalog from 1977. It's not often blog fodder just falls in my lap, but holy hell this was two solid inches of it, right there for the taking. I thumbed through it quickly and found my next dining room set, which is apparently made by adding upholstery to old barrels: Also, I am totally getting this for my bathroom:There's plenty more home furnishings where those came from, however I'm not going to bore you with that. Instead, I'm going to bore you with something else. The clothes. The clothes are fantastic.Here's how to get your butt kicked in elementary school: Just look at that belt. It's like a boob- job for your pants. He probably needed help just to lift it into place. The belt loops have to be three inches long. And way to pull them up to your armpits, grandpa. Here's how to get your butt kicked in high school:This kid looks like he's pretending to be David Soul, who is pretending to be a cop who is pretending to be a pimp that everyone knows is really an undercover cop. Who is pretending to be 15. Here's how to get your butt kicked on the golf course:This "all purpose jumpsuit" is, according to the description, equally appropriate for playing golf or simply relaxing around the house. Personally, I can't see wearing this unless you happen to be relaxing around your cell in D-block. Even then, the only reason you should put this thing on is because the warden made you, and as a one-piece.Here's how to get your butt kicked pretty much anywhere:If you look at that picture quickly, it looks like Mr. Bob "No-pants" Saget has his hand in the other guy's pocket. In this case, he doesn't, although you can tell just by looking at them that it's happened - or if it hasn't happened it will. Oh yes. It will. As soon as he puts down his matching coffee cup. Here's how to get your butt kicked at the beach:He looks like he's reaching for a gun, but you know it's probably just a bottle of suntan lotion in a holster. How to get your butt kicked in a meeting:If you wear this suit and don't sell used cars for a living, I believe you can be fined and face serious repercussions, up to and including termination. Or imprisonment, in which case you'd be forced to wear that orange jumpsuit. How to get your butt kicked on every day up to and including St. Patrick's DayDear god in heaven, I don't believe that color exists in nature. There is NO excuse for wearing either of these ensembles unless you're working as a body guard for the Lucky Charms leprechaun. In this next one, Your Search For VALUE Ends at Penneys.As does your search for chest hair.And this -- Seriously. No words.Oh wait, it turns out that there are words after all. Those words are What. The. H*** . I'm guessing the snap front gives you quick access to the chest hair. The little tie must be the pull tab. Also, judging by the sheer amount of matching his/hers outfits, I'm guessing that in 1977 it was considered pretty stylish for couples to dress alike. These couples look happy, don't they?I am especially fond of this one, which I have entitled "Cowboy Chachi Loves You Best." And nothing showcases your everlasting love more than the commitment of matching bathing suits. That, and a blonde girl with a look on her face that says "I love the way your junk fights against that fabric." < IMG height=320 src="cid:image016.jpg" width=240 border=0>Then, after the lovin', you can relax in your one-piece matching terry cloth jumpsuits:I could go on, but I'm tired, and my eyes hurt from this trip back in time. I think it's the colors. That said, I will leave you with these tasteful little numbers: Man, that's sexy.

November 26, 2007

Well Raven,

I used to be an upholster and still have all of my equipment and I really go for

that table and chairs you like. They will be a snap to make.

I will say that some of those clothes look a lot better than some of the clothes

the kids wear nowadays what with the baggy britches cut off at the knees and

look like two kids could fit into them. Several of the outfits you posted look like

rodeo, square dance or line dance clothes and this being from a 77 catalog it

was during the disco dancing fad whence the kid you say looks like he's

pretending to be David Soul. One of my nephews was big into disco dancing

and may have had several (I'll call them disco uniforms) like that.

Looking back through my Graduation yearbook of 1950, I sure wish the girls

dressed like they did back then in their starched blouses and knee-high skirts.

They looked a helluva lot nicer than they do in the sloppy clothes and color

combinations they wear now.

I have two 1975 Sears catalogs and they are chuck full of clothes like that.

This particular catalog made nationwide acclaim for it's page 602 which

shows a fellow hanging below the leg of a pair of scivvy shorts. When Sears

discovered that, they tore that page out before distributing the balance of them

and the man involved sued Sears for I don't remember how much he got. A

song was even written about "The man on 602" and played on a 45 rpm disc.

Harvey

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Raven

Thursday, November 22, 2007 10:42 PM

(OT) JC Penney Catalog 1977 (UNCLASSIFIED)

What were you doing in 1977?

Here's how to get your butt kicked in high school:This kid looks like he's pretending to be David Soul, who is pretending to be a cop who is pretending to be a pimp that everyone knows is really an undercover cop. Who is pretending to be 15.

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November 26, 2007

This is very funny, Thanks for sharing.Raven <NWRaven wrote: What were you doing in 1977? Last weekend I put an exhaust fan in the ceiling for my wife's grandfather. While my wife's brother and I were fitting the fan in between the joists, we found something under the insulation. What we found was this: A JC Penney catalog from 1977. It's not often blog fodder just falls in my lap, but holy hell this was two solid inches of it, right there for the taking. I thumbed through it quickly and found my next dining room set, which is apparently made by adding upholstery to old barrels: Also, I am totally getting this for my bathroom:There's plenty more home furnishings where those came from, however I'm not going to bore you with that. Instead, I'm going to bore you with something else. The clothes. The clothes are fantastic.Here's how to get your butt kicked in elementary school: Just look at that belt. It's like a boob- job for your pants. He probably needed help just to lift it into place. The belt loops have to be three inches long. And way to pull them up to your armpits, grandpa. Here's how to get your butt kicked in high school:This kid looks like he's pretending to be David Soul, who is pretending to be a cop who is pretending to be a pimp that everyone knows is really an undercover cop. Who is pretending to be 15. Here's how to get your butt kicked on the golf course:This "all purpose jumpsuit" is, according to the description, equally appropriate for playing golf or simply relaxing around the house. Personally, I can't see wearing this unless you happen to be relaxing around your cell in D-block. Even then, the only reason you should put this thing on is because the warden made you, and as a one-piece.Here's how to get your butt kicked pretty much anywhere:If you look at that picture quickly, it looks like Mr. Bob "No-pants" Saget has his hand in the other guy's pocket. In this case, he doesn't, although you can tell just by looking at them that it's happened - or if it hasn't happened it will. Oh yes. It will. As soon as he puts down his matching coffee cup. Here's how to get your butt kicked at the beach:He looks like he's reaching for a gun, but you know it's probably just a bottle of suntan lotion in a holster. How to get your butt kicked in a meeting:If you wear this suit and don't sell used cars for a

living, I believe you can be fined and face serious repercussions, up to and including termination. Or imprisonment, in which case you'd be forced to wear that orange jumpsuit. How to get your butt kicked on every day up to and including St. Patrick's DayDear god in heaven, I don't believe that color exists in nature. There is NO excuse for wearing either of these ensembles unless you're working as a body guard for the Lucky Charms leprechaun. In this

next one, Your Search For VALUE Ends at Penneys.As does your search for chest hair.And this -- Seriously. No words.Oh wait, it turns out that there are words after all. Those words are What. The. H*** . I'm guessing the snap front gives you quick access to the chest hair. The little tie must be the pull tab. Also, judging by the sheer amount of matching his/hers outfits, I'm guessing that in 1977 it was considered pretty stylish for couples to dress alike. These couples look happy, don't they?I am especially fond of this one, which I have entitled "Cowboy Chachi Loves You Best." And nothing showcases your everlasting love more than the commitment of matching bathing suits. That, and a blonde girl with a look on her face that says "I love the way your junk fights against that fabric." < IMG height=320 src="cid:image016.jpg (AT) 01C81F86 (DOT) FA870310" width=240 border=0>Then, after the lovin', you can relax in your one-piece matching terry cloth jumpsuits:I could go on, but I'm tired, and my eyes hurt from this trip back in time. I think it's the colors. That said, I will leave you with these tasteful little numbers: Man, that's sexy.

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November 26, 2007

LOL

On 11/25/07, Harvey Flatbush <harvf wrote: