OT: G.W.Bush Resume/OLD POST, BUT TRUE NONE THE LESS

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G.W.Bush

Resume

RESUME

GEORGE W. BUSH

1600 Pennsylvania Avenue

Washington, DC 20520

EDUCATION AND EXPERIENCE:

Law Enforcement:

I was arrested in Kennebunkport, Maine, in 1976 for

driving under the influence of alcohol. I pled guilty,

paid a fine, and had my driver's license suspended for

30 days. My Texas driving record has been " lost " and

is not available.

Military:

I joined the Texas Air National Guard and went AWOL. I

refused to take a drug test or answer any questions

about my drug use. By joining the Texas Air National

Guard, I was able to avoid combat duty in Vietnam.

College:

I graduated from Yale University with a low C average.

I was a cheerleader.

PAST WORK EXPERIENCE:

I ran for U.S. Congress and lost. I began my

career in the oil business in Midland,Texas, in 1975.

I bought an oil company, but couldn't find any

oil inTexas. The company went bankrupt shortly after I

sold all my stock. I bought the Texas Rangers baseball

team in a sweetheart deal that took land using taxpayer money.

With the help of my father and our friends in

the oil industry (including Enron CEO Ken Lay), I was

elected governor of Texas.

ACCOMPLISHMENTS AS GOVERNOR OF TEXAS

I changed Texas pollution laws to favor power

and oil companies, making Texas the most polluted

state in the Union. During my tenure, Houston replaced

Los Angeles as the most smog-ridden city in America.

I cut taxes and bankrupted the Texas treasury to

the tune of billions in borrowed money.

I set the record for the most executions by any

governor in American history.

With the help of my brother, the governor of

Florida, and my father's appointments to the Supreme

Court, I became President after losing by over 500,000 votes.

ACCOMPLISHMENTS AS PRESIDENT:

I am the first President in U.S. history to

enter office with a criminal record.

I invaded and occupied two countries at a

continuing cost of over one billion dollars per week.

I spent the U.S. surplus and effectively bankrupted the U.S.

Treasury.

I shattered the record for the largest annual

deficit in U.S. history.

I set an economic record for most private

bankruptcies filed in any 12-month period.

I set the all-time record for most foreclosures

in a 12-month period.

I set the all-time record for the biggest drop

in the history of the U.S. stock market. In my first

year in office, over 2 million Americans lost their

jobs and that trend continues every month.

I'm proud that the members of my cabinet are the

richest of any administration in U.S. history. My

" poorest millionaire, " Condoleeza Rice, has a Chevron

oil tanker named after her.

I set the record for most campaign fund-raising

trips by a U.S. President.

I am the all-time U.S. and world record-holder

for receiving the most corporate campaign donations.

My largest lifetime campaign contributor, and

one of my best friends, Kenneth Lay, presided over the

largest corporate bankruptcy fraud in U.S. History,

Enron.

My political party used Enron private jets and

corporate attorneys to assure my success with the U.S.

Supreme Court during my election decision.

I have protected my friends at Enron and

Halliburton against investigation or prosecution. More

time and money was spent investigating the Monica

Lewinsky affair than has been spent investigating one

of the biggest corporate rip-offs in history.

I presided over the biggest energy crisis in

U.S. history and refused to intervene when corruption

involving the oil industry was revealed. I presided

over the highest gasoline prices in U.S. history.

I changed the U.S. policy to allow convicted

criminals to be awarded government contracts.

I appointed more convicted criminals to

administration than any President in U.S. history.

I created the Ministry of Homeland Security, the

largest bureaucracy in the history of the United

States government.

I've broken more international treaties than any

President in U.S. history.

I am the first President in U.S. history to have

the United Nations remove the U.S. from the Human

Rights Commission.

I withdrew the U.S. from the World Court of Law.

I refused to allow inspector's access to U.S.

" prisoners of war " detainees and thereby have refused

to abide by the Geneva Convention.

I am the first President in history to refuse

United Nations election inspectors (during the 2002

U.S. election).

I set the record for fewest numbers of press

conferences of any President since the advent of television.

I set the all-time record for most days on

vacation in any one-year period. After taking off the

entire month of August, I presided over the worst

security failure in U.S. history.

I garnered the most sympathy for the U.S. after

the World Trade Center attacks and less than a year

later made the U.S. the most hated country in the

world, the largest failure of diplomacy in world

history.

I have set the all-time record for most people

worldwide to simultaneously protest me in public

venues (15 million people), shattering the record for

protests against any person in the history of mankind.

I am the first President in U.S. history to

order an unprovoked, pre-emptive attack and the

military occupation of a sovereign nation. I did so

against the will of the United Nations, the majority

of U.S. citizens, and the world community.

I have cut health care benefits for war veterans

and support a cut in duty benefits for active duty

troops and their families -- in wartime.

In my State of the Union Address, I lied about

our reasons for attacking Iraq and then blamed the

lies on our British friends.

I am the first President in history to have a

majority of Europeans (71%) view my presidency as the

biggest threat to world peace and security.

I am supporting development of a nuclear

" Tactical Bunker Buster, " a WMD.

I have so far failed to fulfill my pledge to

bring Osama Bin Laden [sic] to justice.

RECORDS AND REFERENCES:

All records of my tenure as governor of Texas

are now in my father's library, sealed and unavailable

for public view.

All records of SEC investigations into my

insider trading and my bankrupt companies are sealed in

secrecy and unavailable for public view.

All records or minutes from meetings that I, or

my Vice-President, attended regarding public

energy policy are sealed in secrecy and unavailable for

public review.

PLEASE CONSIDER MY EXPERIENCE WHEN VOTING IN 2004.

PLEASE SEND THIS TO EVERY VOTER YOU KNOW.

 

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Why not go for a presidential candidate you can really believe in??

* Support Dennis Kucinich

www.kucinich.us

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His platform: Disband NAFTA and the WTO and replace with truly free trade

agreements / Withdraw troops from Iraq and replace with UN support for a

truly democratic government / Sign the Kyoto Treaty, and move to develop

alternative clean energy sources / Universal Health Care not more HMOs

(This is affordable now!) / No privatization of Social Security / Repeal

the invasion of your privacy of the " Patriot Act " / Guaranteed education

pre-K through college by cutting 15% from the Pentagon budget / Foreign

policy that " tells the world we want to be their partner in peace, not

their leader in war "

 

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