Jokes on the financial crisis

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President Bush said clients shouldn't be concerned by all these bank

closings. If the bank is closed, you just use the ATM, he said.

 

 

 

George Bush said that he is saddened to hear about the demise of Lehman

brothers… His thoughts at this time " go out to their mother as

losing one son is hard but

 

losing two is a tragedy. "

 

 

 

There are 30 billion prime numbers below 700 billion. Rest are

sub-prime.

 

 

 

How do you define optimism? A banker who irons 5 shirts on a Sunday.

 

 

 

From a trader: " This is worse than a divorce. I've lost half my net

worth and I still have a wife. "

 

 

 

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A woman enroled in nursing school is attending an anatomy class.

 

The subject of the day is involuntary muscles.

 

The instructor, hoping to perk up the students a bit, asks the woman if

she knows what her asshole does when she has an orgasm.

 

 

 

" Sure! " she says, " He's at home taking care of the kids... "

 

 

 

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