Bush Jokes are No longer Funny

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Bush Jokes are No longer Funny

 

by Gerald Rellick

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There was time when Bush jokes and cartoons were funny.

I still maintain a large collection of them myself.

But it's difficult to look at them now or those in the papers.

It would be like a decent German citizen looking at Hitler cartoons

in the Berlin newspapers in 1945, if such were allowed,

as Germany was turned into rubble day by day.

 

Bush humor—if there ever was any -- is long gone.

It represents a dilemma of sorts for political cartoonists.

What more can they do?

George Bush is a totally failed president

- without doubt the worst president in American history,

and he is doing his best—albeit probably unconsciously

– to bring the country slowly, but inexorably, to ruin.

The Republican Congress is totally spineless, trying nothing more

to cling to some concept they call " power, " although

they too realize at bottom that " Bush is the worst. "

How does one poke fun at all this dreadfulness?

 

Humor, which always clings precariously to truth,

has lost its edge, overpowered by gruesome reality.

 

I, along with countless other writers have catalogued the Bush failures,

his ineptness, his total inability to govern. But to what end?

Yes, his poll numbers are in now in the mid 30's, unprecedented

for a second term president just reelected. And his vice President,

the loathsome Dick Cheney, is somewhere in the vicinity of 18%.

 

As one writer pointed out, this is less than believes in space aliens

and ghosts – which is about a third of the population.

How can one govern when being totally out of sync

with America's values and standards?

 

Is democracy now on the decline in the U.S.?

Have greed, self interest and spin won the day?

Has the American public been made fools of by the clever

machinations of Karl Rove, the Dr. Frankenstein of American politics,

the man who took this half-brained creature, this pseudo-moron,

George Bush, and transformed him into president of the U.S.?

 

I have a writer friend who argues that Bush has reached the end,

that he is now road kill. No longer is congress rejecting him,

but he believes that the " military elite " will stop Bush

before his madness leads to another military debacle.

 

I find little comfort in this view.

 

What military elite? Consider the military " men "

who have served Bush over the course of his presidency. Colin Powell,

Army general, chairman of the joint chiefs of staff, and Vietnam

combat veteran, may well go down in history as America's Neville

Chamberlain, a man with the backbone of jello, who as secretary of

state couldn't bring himself to stand up for his own convictions to a

pathetic weakling, George Bush, but chose, rather, to " obey orders "

like a toy soldier.

 

I hope Powell lives long enough to see

his disgrace recorded in the history books.

 

Children of the next generation will grow up seeing Powell

in the same light as our generation saw Neville Chamberlain

upon his return from Munich in 1938 with paper in hand,

signed by Herr Hitler, that " peace was at hand. "

 

These children will learn of the disgrace of Colin Powell,

one of America's greatest failures, as he went before the United Nations

in February, 2003, waving his own papers—those from George Tenet

-- to present George Bush's drummed-up, bogus case for war with Iraq.

 

It will take some time, but truth and justice will prevail.

To paraphrase Martin Luther King Jr.'s famous line,

" The arc of history is long but it bends toward [truth and justice].

Colin Powell will die with his cowardice

– not his medals -- clutched to his chest.

 

Look at another Vietnam combat veteran, John McCain, and you see

much the same thing, a physical hero who endured years of captivity

and torture in a North Vietnamese prison camp, but in the end,

just another moral coward, unable to lead, a man who stands for

nothing -- nothing, that is, except the insatiable desire to be president.

 

There is not an ass in Washington McCain won't kiss to be president.

I saw McCain on Jay Leno a few months ago trying to act like a cool dude.

He was truly pathetic.

You would really have to be sick to vote for John McCain for president.

And look again at another Vietnam fighter pilot, " top gun "

Randy " Duke " Cunningham, Congressman from California, just convicted

of fraud and tax evasion and sentenced to 8 years in federal prison.

As a young man he was " full of piss and vinegar, " but as a real adult,

faced with real responsibilities, he was a total failure.

 

Like George W. Bush, he never grew up.

He never learned what real life was all about.

 

All three " heroes " have at the end of the day

disgraced themselves and disgraced their country.

 

What are we to make of this?

For one, they are all Republicans.

And in one way or another closely associated with George Bush.

Is that a coincidence? Perhaps.Only two members

of Congress have ever worn the Congressional Medal of Honor,

Sen. Daniel Inyoue of Hawaii and former

Sen. Bob Kerrey of Nebraska, both Democrats.

 

But it's not hopeless for the GOP in the courage/cowardice category.

Republican Senator Chuck Hagel of Nebraska is a Vietnam

combat veteran, wounded in action. And Hagel opposes

most of George W.'s Iraq war policies. And then there is

Rep. John Murtha of Pennsylvania, a 37-year Marine Corps veteran

of two wars, who like Hagel has little use for the cowardly George Bush.

 

And on the subject of cowardice, consider this. In a recent hunting

escapade, Dick Cheney accidentally shot one of his hunting comrades.

There may have been negligence involved,

but that is up to the local district attorney to decide.

But more importantly, I think, is the nature of the hunt.

These were not wild birds. The birds were bred in captivity.

 

They had spent their lives in pens, and then

on hunting day, were released for the sole purpose

of being killed by Dick Cheney and cohorts for pure sport

as they flew into the open sky for their only moments of brief freedom.

 

Whether you are an animal lover or not, there is something

disgusting and degrading about this kind of hunt and something

less than human about those who participate in it.

All this brings to mind words from Kurt Vonnegut from his book

of essays, " Palm Sunday, " when he addressed the graduating class

of his alma mater, Cornell, in May 1980.

 

" I pity you people of today for not having truly great leaders to

write about-

--Roosevelt and Churchill and Chiang Kai-Shek….Oh, sure, we [may]

have another war coming, and another great depression,

but where are the leaders this time?

All you have is a lot of ordinary people standing around

with their thumbs up their ass. "

So, America, these are the leaders you elected.

You chose them. Now, what are you going to do about it?

 

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Gerald S. Rellick, Ph.D., worked in aerospace industry for 22 years.

He now teaches in the California Community College system.

He can be reached at grellick

 

 

 

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How many members of the Bush Administration

are needed to change a light bulb?

by AnthonyWade. Submitted on 2006-02-28 19:18:34

 

The Answer is TEN:

1. one to deny that the light bulb needs to be changed

2. one to attack the patriotism of anyone

who says the light bulb needs to be changed

3. one to blame Clinton for burning out the light bulb

4. one to tell the nations of the world that they are either

for changing the light bulb or for darkness

5. one to give a billion dollar no-bid contract

to Haliburton for the new light bulb

6. one to arrange a photograph of Bush, dressed as a janitor, standing

on a step ladder under the banner -- Lightbulb Change Accomplished

7. one administration insider to resign and write a book

documenting in detail how Bush was literally in the dark

8. one to viciously smear #7

9. one surrogate to campaign on TV and at rallies on how

George Bush has had a strong light-bulb changing policy all along

10. and finally one to confuse Americans about the difference

between screwing a light bulb and screwing the country.