Guest guest Posted February 27, 2006 Report Share Posted February 27, 2006 S Feb 26, 2006 5:31 AM Have It Your Way. A senior couple went to breakfast at a restaurant where the " Seniors' Special " was two eggs, bacon, hash browns and toast for $1.99. " Sounds good, " the wife said. " But I don't want the eggs. " " Then I'll have to charge you two dollars and forty-nine cents because you're ordering a la carte, " the waitress warned her. " You mean I'd have to pay for not taking the eggs? " the wife asked incredulously. " I'll take the special. " " How do you want your eggs? " " Raw and in the shell, " the wife replied. She took the two eggs home. Don't mess with seniors! We weren't born yesterday!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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