Whittington Setting an example for the WORLD

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Lawyer Apologizes For Being Shot By Cheney; White House Hopes Iraq Will

Follow Suit

 

By Lee Camp

 

WASHINGTON D.C. – Harry Whittington, the man Dick Cheney shot in the

face, apologized last week to Cheney for all the fuss he caused. The

statement gave the Bush Administration new hope that Iraqi civilians

will apologize to Bush and Cheney for causing such a hubbub about the

bombs being dropped on them.

 

White House press secretary Scott McClellan said, " The people of Iraq

certainly should apologize for being shot and bombed. Mr. Whittington

was able to see past some minor life-threatening injuries, so why can't

they?

 

The President and Vice President happen to have very poor aim, is that

so wrong? Does that mean they're not good people? I don't think so. The

Iraqi people, especially the ones who have lost a family member to the

war, which is most of them, should apologize to the White House. Just

like Mr. Whittington, those Iraqis did not warn us where they were going

to be, so we accidentally shot them. How is that our fault? "

 

The White House said they would also like prompt apologies from the

Hurricane Katrina victims who were left stuck on their rooftops in New

Orleans, the starving people in Sudan, U.S. soldiers who were killed

because they didn't have body armor, and married gay people for loving

each other wrongly.

 

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