My wife left me...

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My wife left me... And I don't understand.

 

After the last child was born, she told me we had to cut

back on expenses - I had to give up drinking beer.

 

I was not a big drinker, maybe a 12-pack on weekends.

 

Anyway, I gave it up but I noticed the other day when she

came home from grocery shopping, the receipt included

$45 for makeup.

 

I said, " Wait a minute I've given up beer and you haven't

given up anything! "

 

She said, " I buy that makeup for you, so I can look pretty for you. "

 

I told her, " Hell, that's what the beer was for! "

 

I don't think she'll be back.