Ironic Times - FEBRUARY 13 - 19, 2006

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Ironic Times

 

NO. 283 " Expect the Ironic " FEBRUARY 13 - 19, 2006

 

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PRESIDENT SHOWING EARLY SIGNS OF ALZHEIMER'S?

Doctors note inability to recognize old friend (circled) and

fundraiser whom he frequently consulted on Indian affairs.

 

 

WORLD NEWS

 

Report: Iraq's Oil, Electricity,

Water, Sewage Worse Than During Saddam's Rule

But better than during Ottoman Empire.

 

 

Al Qaeda Thanks Media For Tipping Them Off to U.S. Spying

Terrorist group " had no idea " U.S. intelligence agencies were

listening in.

 

 

THE WAR

 

Soldier Forced to Pay for Body Armor Soaked With Own Blood Given

Refund

Who says there aren't any positive stories coming out of Iraq?

 

 

U. S. NEWS

 

Bush: Plot Foiled in '04

Secret wiretaps prevented terrorists from winning presidential

election.

 

Trade Deficit Hits All-Time High

Analysis: for every handmade oven mitt we export, we import fifty

thousand BMW's.

 

Attorney General Not Sworn in for Senate Testimony on Secret Spying

Didn't stop him from committing perjury last time, so why bother?

 

 

REMINDER

 

When filing for bankruptcy, add two cents to the postage.

 

 

Halliburton Awarded $385 Million to Build Emergency

Detention Camps in U.S.

For war profiteers.

 

 

Plans to Truck 54,000 Tons of Radioactive Nuclear Waste

Deemed Safe

As long as some nut doesn't cut in front without signaling.