Dick Cheney's top 10 excuses for shooting fellow hunter Harry Whittington

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Dick Cheney's top 10 excuses for shooting fellow hunter

Harry Whittington

 

 

 

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Sunday, February 12, 2006

 

Dick Cheney's top 10 excuses for shooting fellow hunter Harry

Whittington

 

 

From the home office in blue-state New York, here's Vice President

Dick Cheney's top 10 excuses for shooting fellow hunter Harry

Whittington on Saturday:

 

 

 

10. Sick and tired of Whittington's " Hey, I'm having a heart attack "

jokes

 

9. Pushed over edge by Dixie Chicks and Streisand blasting on pick-

up truck stereo

 

8. Ongoing dispute over whether it's acceptable to torture quail

before shooting them

 

7. Thought he saw Scooter Libby on other side of tree line

 

6. Bombed out of his gourd on Wild Turkey and Lone Star Beer

 

5. Companion's ill-advised decision to wear Moveon.org sweatshirt

 

4. Was trying to impress Jodie Foster

 

3. Whittington's repeated ribbing that Bush is actually the " real

president "

 

2. Targeting scope on rifle made by Halliburton

 

And the number one excuse given by Dick Cheney for almost blowing

away hunting companion Harry Whittington...

 

1. Because he's a wartime vice president, damn it