Feb 14 - St. Valentines Day : Love

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Mon, 13 Feb 2006 04:48:30 -0800 (PST)

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Love

 

 

 

 

You have two choices in life:

You can stay single and be miserable,

or get married and wish you were dead.

 

 

At a cocktail party, one woman said to another,

" Aren't you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger? " " Yes, I

am. I married the wrong man. "

 

 

A lady inserted an ad in the classifieds:

" Husband Wanted " . Next day she received a hundred letters. They all

said the same thing:

" You can have mine. "

 

 

When a woman steals your husband, there is no better revenge than to

let her keep him.

 

 

 

A woman is incomplete until she is married.

Then she is finished.

 

 

 

A little boy asked his father, " Daddy, how much does it cost to get

married? " Father replied, " I don't know son, I'm still paying. "

 

 

A young son asked, " Is it true Dad, that in

some parts of Africa a man doesn't know his wife until he marries

her? " Dad replied, " That happens

in every country, son. "

 

 

Then there was a woman who said,

" I never knew what real happiness was

until I got married, and by then, it was

too late. "

 

 

 

Marriage is the triumph of imagination

over intelligence.

 

 

If you want your spouse to listen and

pay strict attention to every word

you say -- talk in your sleep.

 

 

Just think, if it weren't for marriage,

men would go through life thinking they

had no faults at all.

 

 

First guy says, " My wife's an angel! "

Second guy remarks, " You're lucky,

mine's still alive. "

 

" A Woman's Prayer:

Dear Lord, I pray for: Wisdom, To

understand a man , to Love and to

forgive him , and for patience, For

his moods. Because Lord, if I pray

for Strength I'll just beat him to death "