And Satan created the medical fraternity...........

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In the beginning, God created the Heavens and the Earth and populated the Earth

with broccoli, cauliflower and spinach, green and yellow and red

vegetables of all kinds, so Man and Woman would live long and healthy lives.

Then using God's great gifts, Satan created Ben and Jerry's Ice Cream and Krispy

Creme Donuts. And Satan said, " You want chocolate with that? " And Man said,

" Yes! " and Woman said, " and as long as you're at it, add some sprinkles. " And

they gained 10 pounds. And Satan smiled.

 

And God created the healthful yogurt that Woman might keep the figure that Man

found so fair. And Satan brought forth white flour from the wheat, and sugar

from the cane and combined them. And Woman went from size 6 to size 14.

 

So God said, " Try my fresh green salad. " And Satan presented Thousand-Island

Dressing, buttery croutons and garlic toast on the side. And Man and Woman

unfastened their belts following the repast.

 

God then said, " I have sent you heart healthy vegetables and olive oil in

which to cook them. " And Satan brought forth deep fried fish and

chicken-fried steak so big it needed its own platter. And Man gained more

weight and his cholesterol went through the roof.

 

God then created a light, fluffy white cake, named it " Angel Food Cake, " and

said, " It is good. " Satan then created chocolate cake and named it " Devil's

Food. "

 

God then brought forth running shoes so that His children might lose those

extra pounds. And Satan gave cable TV with a remote control so Man would not

have to toil changing the channels. And Man and Woman laughed and cried before

the flickering blue light and gained pounds.

 

Then God brought forth the potato, naturally low in fat and brimming with

nutrition. And Satan peeled off the healthful skin and sliced the starchy

center into chips and deep-fried them. And Man gained pounds.

 

God then gave lean beef so that Man might consume fewer calories and still

satisfy his appetite. And Satan created McDonald's and its 99-cent double

cheeseburger. Then said, " You want fries with that? " And Man replied, " Yes! And

super size them! " And Satan said, " It is good. " And Man went into cardiac

arrest.

 

God sighed and created quadruple bypass surgery.

 

Then Satan created Hospitals & Medical Officers.

 

 

 

Thought for the day

 

There is more money being spent on breast implants and Viagra today than on

Alzheimer's research. This means that by 2040, there should be a large elderly

population with perky boobs and huge erections and absolutely no recollection

of what to do with them. Tch..tch..

 

 

 

 

" Our ideal is not the spirituality that withdraws from life but the conquest

of life by the power of the spirit. " - Aurobindo.

 

 

 

 

 

 

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