Guest guest Posted February 4, 2006 Report Share Posted February 4, 2006 = New STD = by C. Ebers The Center for Disease Control has issued a warning about a new, virulent strain of Sexually Transmitted Infection. The infection is contracted through dangerous & high-risk behavior. The disease is called Gonorrhea Lectim & pronounced " gonna re-elect him. " Many victims contracted it in 2004, after having been screwed for the past 4 yrs. Cognitive characteristics of individuals infected include anti- social personality disorders, delusions of grandeur with messianic overtones, extreme cognitive dissonance, inability to incorporate new information, pronounced xenophobia & paranoia, inability to accept responsibility for own actions, cowardice masked by misplaced bravado, uncontrolled facial smirking, ignorance of geography & history, tendencies towards evangelical theocracy, categorical all-or- nothing behavior. Naturalists & epidemiologists are amazed at how this destructive disease originated only a few years ago from a bush found in Texas. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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