CINDY SHEEHAN TERRORIZES BUSH AND TRAINED CLAPPING SEALS.....

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Cindy Sheehan terrorizes Bush and his trained clapping seals at the

State of Disunion speech

by Special by Ben Hooked,

Historical Science Fictionists from the Planet Alpha-Omega 1,2,3

February 3, 2006

 

Diabolic… Cindy Sheehan armed with a concealed T-shirt boldly snuck

into Bush's State of Disunion Speech.

 

How did she get in? In a plot to terrorize Bush, Representative Lynn

Woolsey, Dem from California, nothing more need be said, but I will

say more, invited, even gave Cindy Sheehan a ticket to the speech –

Gallery 5, seat 7, row A, while the treacherous Sheehan attended

an `alternative state of disunion' by the suspected terrorist

organization Code Pink.

 

Why haven't these people been arrested and stored in secret jails

yet? Code Pink is a group controlled by radical feminist Peace Niks.

They've been protesting Bush's invasion of Iraq – along with millions

of little people all over the country since even before Bush started

his war.

 

Once upon a time Code Pink almost made their protest mainstream when

a Code Pink member returning after Bush's Invasion of Iraq reported

on the bloodshed on the Republican News Hour with Jimmy Lehrer.

Luckily the News Hour realized their error and cut her off in mid

sentence forcing Code Pink underground to work with the likes of the

radical Cindy Sheehan.

 

Who is this radical Cindy Sheehan? Cindy Sheehan is a disgusting

example of motherhood. Her son Casey, a soldier in Iraq gave his life

in the line of duty. Now that Cindy Sheehan knows the facts about why

Bush started the war in Iraq she's one pissed off mother. Like most

terrorists her mental apparatus is irrational. She doesn't want other

Mother's to suffer the loss that she's experienced.

 

At first in shock over the loss of her son, Cindy Sheehan had behaved

sensibly. She had met with Bush as he offered her his condolences.

Later when Cindy discovered that Bush lied about the reasons for the

War she became irrational. This inconsistent behavior indicates

instability based on a willingness to use her brain and assess the

truth based on data that the main stream media kept from her and most

of the American public. Cindy should be put in a mental gulag to

prevent this truth virus from infecting other Americans.

 

Once learning the truth the unstable Cindy sought to terrorize Bush

in every manner imaginable. Cindy camped 26 days near Bush's

homestead. The Bush homestead has a cozy cabin and the surrounding

grounds have brush just dying to be cut. Bush was at his homestead on

a working 26 day vacation. In the tradition of great Americans,

George cut brush and fell off his bike daily.

 

Cindy asked to meet Bush at the end of his driveway, saying she

wanted an explanation as to why her son had died in Iraq. Cindy's so

powerful and terrifying that the most powerful man in the world was

afraid to walk to the end of his driveway and talk to her. A very

sensible precaution as her current behavior demonstrates.

 

Upping the anti, increasingly irrational and threatening, Cindy

Sheehan peacefully protested in Washington D.C. in front of the White

House along with 300 other peace activists. Thank god these people

were arrested.

 

We need stronger laws preventing Peace Protests and Protestors from

embarrassing the war monger in Washington. Currently protests and

protestors must be kept at least Five Miles away from Bush when he's

propagandizing. This should be made one hundred miles.

 

Furthermore Loyalty oaths that must be signed saying that no one will

protest or exercise their right to Free Speech at a Bush propaganda

rally needs to be strengthened to include everywhere in America that

Buffalo once roamed and crapped--- no just make that everywhere. No

protest allowed. Period.

 

Growing more and more unstable and radical, Cindy Sheehan took her

seat at Bush's state of disunion armed with a hidden T-shirt with the

words, " 2,245 Dead – How Many More?? " This referenced the number of

American service personnel killed to date in Iraq. Luckily she was

arrested when she could remove her outer clothing to reveal the

disgusting pornography she wore below.

 

Later, Sheehan was released without charge because the trophy wife of

a Republican Congressman wore a shirt that said, " Support Our

Troops. " Quite rightly the Congressman protested the treatment of his

wife longly and loudly in the House the following day. A capital

spokesman said it was all a mistake. Neither woman should have been

removed from the proceedings. Next year congressmen & family members

will be allowed to wear NASCAR type regalia with their corporate

sponsors and logos on full display.

 

Luckily, the Sheehan episode hardly affected the proceedings. The

Republican seals barked and clapped vigorously, on cue, as George,

Resident Select of the White House entered the room.

 

I always try to end my pieces with some positive news. Meanwhile, in

an unrelated report Exxon-Mobil and Chevron Oil announced whopping

record breaking war profiteering.

 

Now there's something The Annie Rand Think Tank, chief proponents of

greed as the most valuable of American values, can cheer about.