Joke Of The Day

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Tue, 24 Jan 2006 09:05:40 -0800 (PST)

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Joke Of The Day

 

 

A Polish guy is walking along the beach at Cannes. There are many

beautiful women lying in the sun and he wants to meet one. But try as

he might, the women don't seem interested.

 

Finally he walks up to a French guy who is surrounded by adoring

women. " Excuse me, " he says to the Frenchman, " I've been trying to

meet one of these women for about an hour now and can't seem to get

anywhere. You're French, you know these women. What do they want? "

 

" Maybe I help you a leetle beet, " says the Frenchman. " What you do

ees, you go to zee store, you buy a little bikini sweeming suit, you

walk up and down zee beach, you meet a girl very qweekley zees way. "

" Thanks, " says the Polish guy, and goes off to the store.

 

He buys a skimpy red bathing suit, puts it on and goes back to the

beach. He parades up and down, but still has no luck.

 

He goes back to the Frenchman. " I'm sorry to bother you again, but I

went to the store, got a swimsuit, and I still haven't been able to

meet a girl. "

 

" Okay, " says the Frenchman, " I tell you what to do. You go to zee

store, you buy potato. You put potato in sweeming suit and walk up and

down zee beach. You will meet girl very, very qweekley zees way. "

 

" Thanks, " says the guy. He goes to the store, buys a potato and puts

it in the swimsuit, but after marching up and down for an hour, the

women are still avoiding his gaze. He goes back to the Frenchman.

 

" Look, I got the suit, I put the potato in it. I walked up and down

the beach - still nothing. What more can I do? "

 

" Well, " says the Frenchman, " maybe I can help you a leetle beet. Why

don't you try moving zee potato to the front of the sweeming suit? "