Guest guest Posted January 16, 2006 Report Share Posted January 16, 2006 Marge West relates: President [sic] George W. Bush was scheduled to visit a Methodist Church outside Washington, D.C. A member of Bush's staff made a visit to the Bishop, and said to him, " We've been getting a lot of bad publicity among Methodists because of Bush's position on stem cell research and the like. We'd gladly make a contribution to the church of $100,000 if during your sermon you'd say the President is a saint. " The Bishop thinks it over for a few moments and finally says, " The Church is in desperate need of funds and I will agree to do it. " Bush pompously shows up looking especially smug. As the service progresses the Bishop begins his homily : " George Bush is petty, a self-absorbed hypocrite and a nitwit. He is a liar, a cheat, and a low-intelligence weasel. He has lied about his military record and had the gall to put himself in a jet plane landing on a carrier posing before a banner stating 'Mission Accomplished.' He invaded a country for oil and money, and is using it to lie to the American people. He is the worst example of a Christian I've ever personally known, but compared to Dick Cheney and the rest of his cabinet, George Bush is a saint. " Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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