Shrub's TOP TEN SOLUTIONS FOR GLOBAL WARMING

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TOP TEN GEORGE W. BUSH SOLUTIONS FOR GLOBAL WARMING: (07/25/05):

 

10. NASA

mission to turn down the sun's thermostat,

 

9. Federal subsidies to boost

production of Cool Ranch Doritos,

 

8. Fast track Rumsfeld's " Colonize

Neptune " proposal,

 

7. Convene blue-ribbon committee to explore

innovative

ways of ignoring the problem,

 

6. Let Hillary worry about it when she

takes over,

 

5. I dunno---tax cuts for the rich?,

 

4. Give the boys at

Halliburton 90-billion dollar contract to patch hole in ozone,

 

3. Switch to celsius so

scorching 98 becomes frosty 37,

 

2. Keep plenty of Bud on ice,

 

1. Invade Antartica

 

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