Operation Flock and Caw

November 15, 2005

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Tue, 15 Nov 2005 08:32:20 -0800 (PST)

Operation Flock and Caw

Bob Dunbar

I'm disappointed in President Bush's desire to use military troops to

enforce bird flu quarantines in America. Why wait? The flu should be

fought over there so we don't have to fight it over here.

Chickens should be considered " enemy combatants " and added to the

" axis of evil " list. The link between chickens and 9/11 couldn't be

clearer. Saddam Hussein owned a chicken farm and terrorist " pilot "

Mohammed Atta ordered chicken on the eve of 9/11. Ooops, almost

forgot....Saddam was not in on 9/11...oh well, " birds of a feather. "

Chicken society is not a " culture of life. " Ruled by tyrannical cocks,

the females have sex with multiple partners, and 99% of their

offspring are aborted or abandoned. Most chickens are on

life-shortening drugs. Homosexual behavior among chickens is well

documented and they don't know Jesus.

Now we have positive evidence that chickens possess deadly biological

agents and pose " an immediate threat " to the American way of life.

That makes them terrorists.

The president should launch " Operation Flock and Caw. " I know chickens

cluck, but as they say in Texas, " birds of a feather... "

FIRST...seal off the border...no chickens crossing this road.

THEN , bomb all of the foreign coops. If some escape the bombings, you

send Special Forces troops in to " smoke 'em out. " Yummy! Don't let

the " liberals " cry fowl because " The United States makes no

distinction between those who commit acts of terror and those who

support and harbor them. " You're either with us or against us....bring

'em on.

Where is the Colonel when we need him the most? Pass the gravy

Okay, So Mona's soliciting.. (again)

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