Guest guest Posted May 24, 2004 Report Share Posted May 24, 2004 When a panel of doctors were asked to vote on the Southern Regional Medical Center issues, The Allergists voted to scratch it and the Dermatologists preferred no rash moves. As for the Dentists, they just couldn't get their teeth into the issues. The Gastro-enterologists had a Gut feeling about it, but the Neurologists thought the administration had a lot of nerve, while the Obstetricians stated they were laboring under a mis-conception. The Ophthalmologists considered the idea short-sighted; the Pathologists yelled, "Over my dead body!", while the Pediatricians said, "Grow up!" The Psychiatrists thought it was madness and decided to invent / vote on it as a new disease; the Surgeons decided to wash their hands of the whole thing, with the Radiologists claiming they could see right through it! The Internists thought it was a bitter pill to swallow, but the Plastic Surgeon said, "This puts a whole new face on the matter." The Podiatrists thought it was a step forward, but the Urologists felt the scheme wouldn't hold water. The Anesthesiologists thought the whole idea was a Gas, and the Cardiologists didn't have the heart to say no. And in the End, the Proctologists proposed leaving the decision up to some ass who didn't give a poop. Love, Doc Dr. Ian Shillington 727-738-0554 DocShillington Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted May 24, 2004 Report Share Posted May 24, 2004 Very cute!!!! Thanks for sending that along!! Kelli Doc Shillington [DocShillington] Sunday, May 23, 2004 7:02 PMherbal remediesHerbal Remedies - A Medical Vote When a panel of doctors were asked to vote on the Southern Regional Medical Center issues, The Allergists voted to scratch it and the Dermatologists preferred no rash moves. As for the Dentists, they just couldn't get their teeth into the issues. The Gastro-enterologists had a Gut feeling about it, but the Neurologists thought the administration had a lot of nerve, while the Obstetricians stated they were laboring under a mis-conception. The Ophthalmologists considered the idea short-sighted; the Pathologists yelled, "Over my dead body!", while the Pediatricians said, "Grow up!" The Psychiatrists thought it was madness and decided to invent / vote on it as a new disease; the Surgeons decided to wash their hands of the whole thing, with the Radiologists claiming they could see right through it! The Internists thought it was a bitter pill to swallow, but the Plastic Surgeon said, "This puts a whole new face on the matter." The Podiatrists thought it was a step forward, but the Urologists felt the scheme wouldn't hold water. The Anesthesiologists thought the whole idea was a Gas, and the Cardiologists didn't have the heart to say no. And in the End, the Proctologists proposed leaving the decision up to some ass who didn't give a poop. Love, Doc Dr. Ian Shillington 727-738-0554 DocShillington Federal Law requires that we warn you of the following: 1. Natural methods can sometimes backfire. 2. If you are pregnant, consult your physician before using any natural remedy. 3. The Constitution guarantees you the right to be your own physician and toprescribe for your own health. We are not medical doctors although MDs are welcome to post here as long as they behave themselves. Any opinions put forth by the list members are exactly that, and any person following the advice of anyone posting here does so at their own risk. It is up to you to educate yourself. By accepting advice or products from list members, you are agreeing to be fully responsible for your own health, and hold the List Owner and members free of any liability. Dr. Ian ShillingtonDoctor of NaturopathyDr.IanShillington Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted May 25, 2004 Report Share Posted May 25, 2004 best i've 'herd' all month! ROF!!! Granny herbal remedies , " Doc Shillington " <DocShillington@V...> wrote: > When a panel of doctors were asked to vote on the Southern Regional Medical Center issues, > > The Allergists voted to scratch it and the Dermatologists preferred no rash moves. > > As for the Dentists, they just couldn't get their teeth into the issues. > > The Gastro-enterologists had a Gut feeling about it, but the Neurologists thought the administration had a lot of nerve, while the Obstetricians stated they were laboring under a mis-conception. > > The Ophthalmologists considered the idea short-sighted; the Pathologists yelled, " Over my dead body! " , while the Pediatricians said, " Grow up! " > > The Psychiatrists thought it was madness and decided to invent / vote on it as a new disease; the Surgeons decided to wash their hands of the whole thing, with the Radiologists claiming they could see right through it! > > The Internists thought it was a bitter pill to swallow, but the Plastic Surgeon said, " This puts a whole new face on the matter. " > > The Podiatrists thought it was a step forward, but the Urologists felt the scheme wouldn't hold water. > > The Anesthesiologists thought the whole idea was a Gas, and the Cardiologists didn't have the heart to say no. > > And in the End, the Proctologists proposed leaving the decision up to some ass who didn't give a poop. > > > > Love, > > Doc > > Dr. Ian Shillington > 727-738-0554 > DocShillington@V... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted May 25, 2004 Report Share Posted May 25, 2004 Glad you liked it Granny. Love, Doc Ian "Doc" Shillington N.D.727-738-0554DocShillington - tvksi herbal remedies Monday, May 24, 2004 7:52 PM Herbal Remedies - Re: A Medical Vote best i've 'herd' all month! ROF!!!Granny Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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