RE: SECRET SERVICE VOODOO SCHOOL PROJECT

[Guest guest]

I had to laugh about this one Frank. Let me share with you and the

group why it gave me a good chuckle this morning:)

 

Several months ago, my dear brother, who knows I despise bush, came

to my door with a SMUSH BUSH STRESS BALL. It was bush, and you could

take him in your hands and crush him, twist his neck, you know, one

of those kinds of things.

 

Well I kept it in my car for sometime. Then one day, several weeks

ago, I brought it over to a table of gals at our summer campground.

I knew that they too could not stand bush! The first lady who saw

it, grabed bush and started twisting him, saying this is for all of

the idiots who voted for you! The next elderly lady grabbed him and

literally broke his neck off! By this time, we were all laughing so

hard, that the elderly neighbors across the street had to come over

and see what this was all about.

 

Anyhow, to make a long story short, these people ended up nailing

bush to the tree upside down! One nail to the head and the other to

the body. Then one of the elderly men went to his shed and got a

small peice of that black electrical tape and covered bush's mouth!

This was to cover up the smirk!

 

OMG, by this time, we were laughing so hard, you can only imagine!

And more people from the park were starting to come over to see what

on earth was going on. We are all regular seasonal campers, and are

a pretty close group, so more folks started to partake in the

voodoo:) One lady came over and stuck toothpicks through bush's eyes

and heart and as the day progressed, ole bush was literally a mess!

 

Last but not least, I went and got some toilet paper, and wrote

asswipe on it and took a toothpick and stuck that on bush.

 

We ended the session of therapy, by taking a few photos for the park

scrapbook:)