Bush Humor, sort of

[Guest guest]

A driver is stuck in a traffic jam on the highway. Nothing is moving.

Suddenly a man knocks on the window.

 

The driver rolls down his window and

asks, " What happened? "

" Terrorists kidnapped President Bush and are asking for a $10 million

ransom. Otherwise they are going to douse him with gasoline and set him

on fire. We are going from car to car taking up a collection. "

 

The driver asks, " How much is everyone giving on average? "

 

" About a gallon. "

 

 

 

http://bobgeiger.blogspot.com/2005/09/questions-for-39-percent-who-approve.html

 

[Zepp News Flash: GOP officially down to just millionaires, god-struck

nuts and white trash, and often all three]

 

 

 

 

Questions For 39 Percent Who Approve Of Bush

 

While we were focusing on the aftermath of Hurricane Katrina last week,

the results of an AP-Ipsos poll taken September 6-8 were released. The

poll shows President Bush's approval rating sinking faster than his

mother's compassion for the poor and resting at a lowly 39 percent.

 

I have forwarded some follow-up questions to the Ipsos organization.

I'm

hoping they will use these questions for the next presidential approval

poll and ask them of the respondents who still approve of the job Bush

is doing as president:

 

1. Who dresses you in the morning?

2. Do you use common utensils when you eat?

3. Which of these items is different from the others? a) Cup b) Plate

c)

Bowl or d) Porcupine

4. Do you take your medication before answering polls?

5. If a car is going 60 miles per hour, how far will it go in one hour?

6. How many words are in your vocabulary? Please be exact.

7. Do you steer your car with the big wheel in front of the driver's

seat or with one of the pedals on the floor?

8. Which goes “woof,” a doggie or a kitty?

9. In what state is the Kentucky Derby held?

10. On a scale of one to ten, with ten being President Bush and one

being a rock, just how stupid are you?

 

It is my belief that these questions will provide some granularity on

the intellect of people still responding positively to questions on

George W. Bush's job performance.

 

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