Guest guest Posted June 21, 2005 Report Share Posted June 21, 2005 J Monday, June 20, 2005 5:22 AM ALLIGATORS TWO ALLIGATORS Two alligators were sitting at the side of the swamp near Washington, DC. The smaller one turned to the bigger one and said, " I can't understand how you kin be so much bigger 'n me. We're the same age, we was the same size as kids. I just don't get it. " " Well, " said the big 'gator, What you been eatin' boy? " " Politicians, same as you, " replied the small 'gator. " Hmm. Well, where do y'all catch 'em? " " Down 'tother side of the swamp near the capitol parkin lot. " " Same here. Hmm. How do you catch 'em? " " Well, I crawls up under one of them Lexus and wait fer one to unlock the car door. Then I jump out, grab 'em on the leg, shake the shit out of 'em, and eat 'em! " " Ah! " says the big alligator, " I think I see your problem. You ain't gettin' any real nourishment. See, by the time you get done shakin' the shit out of a Politician, there ain't nothin' left but an asshole and a briefcase. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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