Guest guest Posted January 14, 2002 Report Share Posted January 14, 2002 This is too good not to pass on. Have a good day. Blessings and love, Effie Today's Laugh A couple was celebrating their golden wedding anniversary. Their domestic tranquility had long been the talk of the town. A local newspaper reporter was inquiring as to the secret of their long and happy marriage. " Well, it dates back to our honeymoon, " explained the man. " We visited the Grand Canyon and took a trip down to the bottom on the canyon by pack mule. We hadn't gone too far when my wife's mule stumbled. My wife quietly said, 'That's once.' We proceeded a little further and the mule stumbled again. Once more my wife quietly said, 'That's twice.' We hadn't gone a half- mile when the mule stumbled the third time. My wife quietly removed a revolver from her pocket and shot the mule dead. I started to protest over her treatment of the mule when she looked at me and quietly said 'That's once.' " Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted January 14, 2002 Report Share Posted January 14, 2002 Oh, Effie!! That was a great one!!! ROFLMAO!!!!! Linda Red Barn Enterprises PayPal Now Available!!! http://www.geocities.com/redbarnenterprises Candles & Metal Home Decor - Effie Humburg ; Heavenscents ; aromatherapy Monday, January 14, 2002 2:19 PM OT - LAUGH FOR TODAY This is too good not to pass on. Have a good day. Blessings and love, Effie Today's Laugh A couple was celebrating their golden wedding anniversary. Their domestic tranquility had long been the talk of the town. A local newspaper reporter was inquiring as to the secret of their long and happy marriage. " Well, it dates back to our honeymoon, " explained the man. " We visited the Grand Canyon and took a trip down to the bottom on the canyon by pack mule. We hadn't gone too far when my wife's mule stumbled. My wife quietly said, 'That's once.' We proceeded a little further and the mule stumbled again. Once more my wife quietly said, 'That's twice.' We hadn't gone a half- mile when the mule stumbled the third time. My wife quietly removed a revolver from her pocket and shot the mule dead. I started to protest over her treatment of the mule when she looked at me and quietly said 'That's once.' " Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted January 14, 2002 Report Share Posted January 14, 2002 ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!! Hugs, Marilyn Effie Humburg wrote: > This is too good not to pass on. Have a good day. > > Blessings and love, > Effie > > Today's Laugh > A couple was celebrating their golden wedding anniversary. Their domestic tranquility had long been the talk of the town. A local newspaper reporter was inquiring as to the secret of their long and happy marriage. > > " Well, it dates back to our honeymoon, " explained the man. " We visited the Grand Canyon and took a trip down to the bottom on the canyon by pack mule. We hadn't gone too far when my wife's mule stumbled. My wife quietly said, 'That's once.' We proceeded a little further and the mule stumbled again. Once more my wife quietly said, 'That's twice.' > > We hadn't gone a half- mile when the mule stumbled the third time. My wife quietly removed a revolver from her pocket and shot the mule dead. I started to protest over her treatment of the mule when she looked at me and quietly said 'That's once.' " > > Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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