Guest guest Posted December 6, 2001 Report Share Posted December 6, 2001 A young ventriloquist is touring the clubs and one night he's doing a show in a small town in Arkansas. With his dummy on his knee, he starts going through his usual jokes involving Rednecks, Yankees, lawyers and politicians and he finally gets to dumb blonde jokes. All of a sudden, a blonde woman in the 4th row stands on her chair and starts shouting... " I've heard enough of your stupid blonde jokes. What makes you think you can stereotype blondes that way? What does the color of a person's hair have to do with her worth as a human being? It's guys like you who keep women like me from being respected at work and in the community and from reaching our full potential as a person. I'll have you know I'm as smart as anyone around regardless of hair color but because you and your kind continue to perpetuate discrimination against blondes in the name of humor I get no respect from anyone! " The embarrassed ventriloquist begins to apologize, when the blonde yells, " You just stay out of this, mister! I'm talking to that little shit on your knee! " Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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