The Christmas Angel

[Guest guest]

Some of you may have seen this in years past Enjoy again!

Sandi

 

Not long ago and far away, Santa was getting ready for his annual trip...but

there were problems everywhere. Four of his elves got sick, and the trainee

elves did not produce the toys as fast as the regular ones so Santa was

beginning to feel the pressure of being behind schedule. Then Mrs. Claus

told Santa that her Mom was coming to visit.

 

This stressed Santa even more. When he went to harness the reindeer, he

found that three of them were about to give birth and two had jumped the

fence and were out, heaven knows where to. More Stress! Then when he began

to load the sleigh, one of the boards cracked and the toy bag fell to the

ground and scattered the toys. Totally frustrated, Santa went into the house

for a cup of coffee and a shot of whiskey. When he went to the cupboard, he

found the elves had hid the liquor and there was nothing to drink. In his

frustration, he dropped the coffee pot and it broke into hundreds of little

pieces all over the kitchen floor. He went to get the broom and found that

mice had eaten the straw it was made from. Just then the doorbell rang and

Santa cussed on his way to the door. He opened the door and there was a

little angel with a great big Christmas tree. The angel said: " Where would

you like to put this tree fat man? "

 

And that my friend is how the little angel came to be on top of the

Christmas tree.