Guest guest Posted December 4, 2001 Report Share Posted December 4, 2001 Butch and Everyone, Here in southern Iowa, way southern Iowa, almost lapland(where Iowa " laps " over into Missouri), there is a rivalry between us Iowans and them Missourians. Now don't anyone from Missouri get offended, this is just funnin!!! There are a lot of Missouri jokes floatin around here. These are my two favorites.. Did you know that they had to outlaw the headlight dimmer switch on the turn signal arm and put it back on the floor in Missouri cars?........too may Misourians were getting their feet caught in the steering wheel and crashing. If a married couple in Missouri get a divorce....are they still considered brother and sister? HaHaHa, Linda Red Barn Enterprises New Candles!!!!!! New Candles!!!!!! http://www.geocities.com/redbarnenterprises Candles & Metal Home Decor Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted December 4, 2001 Report Share Posted December 4, 2001 Tee hee hee, Of course, I could get started on the Iowa jokes I know, but I'll spare you all but one...I Otta Went Around! Michele (who is teased about birks and granola and rain when she travels -- " Doug & Linda Manley " <redbarn Tue, 4 Dec 2001 11:06:44 -0600 Butch/Humor Butch and Everyone, Here in southern Iowa, way southern Iowa, almost lapland(where Iowa " laps " over into Missouri), there is a rivalry between us Iowans and them Missourians. Now don't anyone from Missouri get offended, this is just funnin!!! There are a lot of Missouri jokes floatin around here. These are my two favorites.. Did you know that they had to outlaw the headlight dimmer switch on the turn signal arm and put it back on the floor in Missouri cars?........too may Misourians were getting their feet caught in the steering wheel and crashing. If a married couple in Missouri get a divorce....are they still considered brother and sister? HaHaHa, Linda Red Barn Enterprises New Candles!!!!!! New Candles!!!!!! http://www.geocities.com/redbarnenterprises Candles & Metal Home Decor Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted December 4, 2001 Report Share Posted December 4, 2001 so Missouri,, I wondered where I got my " smarts " from... of course it could have been my dad, He was from Fort Madison Iowa and my mom was from Marceline Mo. .. Marceline... I learned from the WSJ The Wall Street Journal,,, is the home of Walt Disney he is having a 100 birthday celebration this year.. my mom were she around would be 92... wonder if she is going to the party..... when I was a youngster I went to Disneyland when it first opened and Walt was our host, some how we got lucky in that he just grabbed a bunch of people and took off... he had his grandson with him, put him on his shoulders.. ... Amazing the success a person from Missouri can have... well for sure my mom could out read any of us in the family... devouring books.. leading in giving good advice... win at any card game , cook up a storm , until Texas got serious Missouri had the most winners of the Miss America pageant.... there is more about all that .. so I figure I got the best of both Iowa and Missouri...one thing i know about my roots is i just fell off the turnip truck... you can fool me or is it you can show me... jf Doug & Linda Manley wrote: > > Butch and Everyone, > > Here in southern Iowa, way southern Iowa, almost lapland(where Iowa " laps " over into Missouri), there is a rivalry between us Iowans and them Missourians. Now don't anyone from Missouri get offended, this is just funnin!!! There are a lot of Missouri jokes floatin around here. These are my two favorites.. > > Did you know that they had to outlaw the headlight dimmer switch on the turn signal arm and put it back on the floor in Missouri cars?........too may Misourians were getting their feet caught in the steering wheel and crashing. > > If a married couple in Missouri get a divorce....are they still considered brother and sister? > > HaHaHa, > Linda > Red Barn Enterprises > New Candles!!!!!! New Candles!!!!!! > http://www.geocities.com/redbarnenterprises > Candles & Metal Home Decor > > Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted December 4, 2001 Report Share Posted December 4, 2001 Love em. My son lives in Columbia, Missouri but is home for a couple days to hunt ducks. Will have to tell him. They are great. Blessings and love, Effie Doug & Linda Manley <redbarn Tuesday, December 04, 2001 11:47 AM Butch/Humor >Butch and Everyone, > >Here in southern Iowa, way southern Iowa, almost lapland(where Iowa " laps " over into Missouri), there is a rivalry between us Iowans and them Missourians. Now don't anyone from Missouri get offended, this is just funnin!!! There are a lot of Missouri jokes floatin around here. These are my two favorites.. > >Did you know that they had to outlaw the headlight dimmer switch on the turn signal arm and put it back on the floor in Missouri cars?........too may Misourians were getting their feet caught in the steering wheel and crashing. > >If a married couple in Missouri get a divorce....are they still considered brother and sister? > >HaHaHa, >Linda >Red Barn Enterprises >New Candles!!!!!! New Candles!!!!!! >http://www.geocities.com/redbarnenterprises >Candles & Metal Home Decor > > > Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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